Lana / Linda is an escort and massage provider in Chicago, Illinois, offering incall sessions. Reviewers mention easy booking. Complaints include bait and switch.
Over a year ago
This meeting took place in early April. Looking for a decent O'Hare Asian provider on short notice. I saw the ad for Lana/Linda went up recently, recalled a few good reviews, so I made the call. Easy... See more
I was in need of some attention so I made the call. I got the standard texting of address. Once I was there, I called & was then given additional info to get inside. None VIP, you wont be let down. VIP Read on...
This meeting took place in early April. Looking for a decent O'Hare Asian provider on short notice. I saw the ad for Lana/Linda went up recently, recalled a few good reviews, so I made the call. Easy set up within 30 minutes, arrived at high-rise apartment complex, called for door code and room number. When she opened the door, it was clearly not the girl in the pictures, not even really close. When I asked her name, it was not the same as the ad. I went ahead with the appointment, and the girl provided a good service, but I am very upset with the bait & switch. I believe I've had this happen with this service before! This review is for the girl I did see. Not sure I will repeat.....
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Lana / Linda is an escort and massage provider in Chicago, Illinois, offering incall sessions. Reviewers mention easy booking. Complaints include bait and switch.
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Reviews for Lana/Linda reveal a mixed experience among customers, with an average rating of 2.5 stars. One reviewer notes a standard process for getting inside, indicating some level of organization, but overall, the experience lacks the VIP treatment that some might expect. Another reviewer mentions seeking a decent provider on short notice, suggesting that the service may not meet expectations for quality or satisfaction. The reviews highlight a general disappointment, particularly regarding the lack of standout features or positive aspects. While there are hints of potential, such as the initial interest in the service, the overall sentiment leans negative, reflecting a need for improvement in both service quality and customer experience.
