This chic made my blood pressure rise about 3 weeks ago. Now, I've seen this chic posting on and off of craigslist and backpage for like 3 years now, but I've always written her off as a fake. She's had the same phone number for a few years now, so she had at least one good thing going for her. She never answers text and rarely answers her phone, but when she does answer its always one excuse after the other. Usually, she's either walking her dogs, putting her dogs away or about to go to sleep. I never really paid this chic any mind but always thought it was funny that she would always place ads and have every excuse in the world why she couldn't meet.
One Sunday though, I saw her place another ad on craigslist and decided to give her a call to see what her excuse would be this time. She picked up the phone, surprisingly, then began to tell me how she's about to walk her dogs when I asked her about her availability. LOL. Just like clockwork. She did tell me the streets to go on before I get to her place and since it was close by, I decided to see what's up. I got to her area some 20 minutes later and called to let her know I arrived. She also text me before I left, telling me to call some other number when I get to that certain destination. The original number she has listed on her ad is a google number, so she says. I called that other number and got nothing. I then text and got nothing either.
I knew it, a flake! I let her know what I thought about her and her momma via text and just headed to the gas station for something to drink. About 10 minutes later, as I'm on my way back home, I get a text from the chic telling me that her landlord just came back to check on some leaks she had at her house. Yeah right! I never knew landlords came to check on leaks on a Sunday afternoon. I figured this was more of this chic's phoney excuses. She told me I could leave if I didn't want to wait 10 minutes for her to finish talking to her landlord. I decided to wait a while to see what's up and I finally got a call some 15 minutes later. She asked where I was and tried to lead me to her place by various traffic lights and roads. I figured more of the games again.
After 3 minutes of jibba jabba, she asked me if I just wanted her to text me the address and I was, "No, what do you think lady"? Ridiculous! She finally text the address and off I went. She also asked me to bring protection as she claimed she ran out. Yeah right! I told her I would deduct $1. 00 from her donation and she said sure. 5 minutes later, I got to her townhouse as she called me about 2 times within that 5 minutes asking me how far along I am. Really? I got to her house and called to let her know that I arrived. She told me that she had to put up her dogs first, then she gave me her house number. I knocked on the door and the buck stops here. Non-viper's, get a life. VIP'ers, read on. Will I repeat, not at all. She's got a nice townhouse but her pics are old as hell and it was too much of a hassle to hook up with her.
