Review by 1722063, September, 2016
I just got back from climbing Broke Back Mountain a few days ago. This chic now, I've seen her ads posted every now and a blue and was always a bit curious. She looked like a stripper of some sorts and looked like she may have a nice body. She was only doing outcalls only though and I don't bring these broads to my crib anymore. I decided to text her anyways just to mess with her. Long story short, she text me back telling me that she's actually gay and has no k's. I thought, pfttt, yeah right! Gay and selling ass on backpage and doing outcalls only at that. Who do you think your fooling? For some reason though, that kind of intrigued me; a gay chic with no k's. I'm thinking she must have some good twat. Fast forward to a few days later, I spotted her ads again but this time she was doing incalls in the Marietta area. I thought, wow how convenient, I was supposed to check out another chic in that same area on this day too. I figured, I'll just kill or pound 2 birds with one boner. I called her early that morning, from my other phone and asked her for her rates. Her rates were kinda ridiculous, but whatever, I'll work with it. She told me to call when I got there and that I did some 2 hours later. LOL. I had to wait a good 25 minutes for her to get back as she stepped out to get some protection, so she said. After she got back, she gave me the room number and off I went. Will I repeat, nopety nope nope. This chic is definitely gay and her pics are definitely outdated, like 3-5 years old, in my opinion. Non-vipers, don't ever climb Broke Back Mountain. VIP'ers, read on. Also, at the end, this chic couldn't find a trash can for me to dispose of the evidence into so she gave me a used Mc Donald's brown bag with food trash in it. Ghetto ass fugg!! Bypass this chic and her girlfriend all together.