I have used ER several times, and was trying to take advantage of a "Surprise Session" special they were running on a Monday. Unfortunately, I was trying to schedule for too late in the day (7:00 pm), and the receptionist told me all they could offer was Samantha at the regular price. I had heard some good things about Samantha, so I agreed.
I arrived at the familiar apartment complex and called to check in. I was a few minutes early but they told me to go ahead. Samantha met me at the door with a beautiful smile and a soft kiss that made me think I had made the right decision. Samantha reminds me a lot of a woman I dated 15 years ago, so I was looking forward to a trip down memory lane. Sadly, things went downhill from the start...