Review by 1722063, April, 2016
I peeled this chic's banana at the end of April, last month. I was kind of reluctant to write this one since it was a classic case of bait and switch and a horrible one at that. This chic is in a well-known infamous motel on the east side. I have no clue why my dumb ass went through with this one. I'm still kicking myself in the ass for this one although the chic did perform. This started one lonely Saturday evening as I was down in my grandma's basement alone, again, fiddling my bits. I decided to get on the page to look for some jack off material. I stumbled upon this chic's ad since she was on the east side, my side of town. I called her but no one answered. She text me back right away saying that she couldn't talk right now, so let's text. I asked for her rates, measurements and location. She only gave me her rates and location and when I saw her location, I was like, Oh hell naw. This place is a well-known bad spot on the east side. I asked her what was she doing in a motel like that and she swore to me that she was only there for the night. Right. I was a little skeptical of this chic but I went there anyways since it was relatively close to my location. I got there in 40 minutes time and let her know that I arrived. So, I get to this chic motel and text her that I was there. She text me back immediately asking me to wait 10 minutes as she's just finishing up with a client. F no!! I told her I was leaving and that's ignorant as hell to tell me to come the same time you tell a next guy to come. She text me back explaining that she will make it quick and get that guy out of there fast. I told her, no thanks, and she can stay with him all night if she wants to. She text me again telling me that she really wants to see me and she'll take 10 dollars off if I wait. Ok. I told her I would go to the gas station and come back 10 minutes later. I do so and come back about 15 minutes later. I text her that I was there again and this broad ask me to wait another 10 minutes. Hell no!! I told her that I was leaving and had no time for the games and she quickly text me back with the room number and told me I can come into her room right after the next guy leaves. Right. I decided to text her from the other phone I had on me and this chic text me back right away with her rates. I knew it!! This chic is playing games. I found it very odd that this chic could text 2 separate people at the same time while still servicing a guy she supposedly has in her room. Bullshit! She doesn't have anyone in the room with her and I started walking upstairs to her room to find out what was really going on. As I got closer to her room, which was situated at the back of the motel near the staircase, I saw 2 females sitting on the steps right next to the room. I walked up to the room and knocked on the door lightly while looking those 2 females up and down. 1 was an older lady that was drinking alcohol and the other was a younger heavy set lady that had her face towards the ground. I couldn't see the younger chic's face too clearly, but her body shape did not resemble the chic's in the ad. I figured those chics were not the chic in the ad but they looked like they were up to no good. After about 30 seconds of knocking on the door, I retreated back to my car and text her that I didn't have time for the games. I told her about the 2 chic's sitting right next to the door and she told me she didn't know what I was talking about. Yeah right. I told her that I was leaving as I went to check out my back up plan. I left and glanced over at my other phone to see a text from her asking me if I'm still coming. What? What the hell is wrong with this chic? I paid her no mind and went to my plan B and C back up and just like a page chic, those 2 chic's flaked on me. Will I repeat, hell nawl. She's not the chic in the pics by a long shot and I believe she stole the damn room!! Non-vipers, don't steal any hotel