Review by 1722063, December, 2017
I got melly with Kelly 3 months ago. First saw this chic posting the day before Thanksgiving and text her for her Thanksgiving Specials. There was nothing to give thanks for as there was nothing special about her rates. Chic quoted me some high rates that just didn't jive with me. I guess she bumped her head on a turkey. She also said that she doesn't do anything other that basic service. Great. I did text her back a few times after and she finally went down on her rates after a few weeks. I guess her pocketbook was getting empty. I had to think about it for a minute though, as I don't normally like to pay anymore than a certain rate for a quicky. Since I was in heat and money to burn I contacted her one evening and booked the date. She told me that she was in a hotel down south and there I headed some 30 minutes later. When I got to her hotel, I was like, oh hell nah. This was a raggedy ass hotel that I wouldn't even pay 3 dollars to sleep in. I immediately text her to let her know about the situation and she told me that she was behind a Mikey D's and she wasn't from around there. Ok. I told her that I was at the motel behind Mikey D's and she gave me a different hotel than what was infront of me. I decided to drive down the street further and noticed another Mikey D's down the road. As I got to that Mikey D's, I noticed the hotel that she gave me over the phone. Wrong address!! Perfect. I let her know that I arrived via text and it took her a few minutes to send the room number. She was in a nice 3 star hotel far down south. That's always nice to see. I made my way up the elevator and to her room when I noticed a gal coming from out of a room and walking right towards me. This broad was eyeballing the hell out of me and even looked at me when I turned around and looked at her as I walked by. Figured it was my dates room mate. I got to my dates room and knocked on her door. It was opened immediately by a tall ass giraffe standing in front of it. Non-vipers, don't ever be afraid of a tall-ass giraffe standing in front of a door. Vip'ers, read on. Will I repeat, I'm not so sure. She gets into her work, but with minimal skills and a medically manufactured body. Not my cup of tea, but whatever. Afterwards though, I did some research and found out that this chic is semi-famous. Lol. Look it up.