Review by 1722063, January, 2016
I laid my dong in this chic about 1 week ago. She's been posting on craigslist for years now but I've always though she was a flake. I never really paid her ad much mind. Now, her ad has recently surfaced on the page, I think, so I gave her a shot. I was at the dental office on the North side of town waiting to get the remaining tooth pulled out of my mouth so I could get fit for dentures. While waiting in the lounge, I decided to start surfing craigslist out of boredom. I spotted this chics ad again and she was like 5 minutes away from the dental office. Wow, how convenient. I shot her a text and she gave me half of an address like some 30 minutes later. Chic seemed like she was playing games. After my dental appointment, and a mouth full of gums, I text her again for her address. This time she gave me the full address some 10 minutes later as I was only 5 minutes away from her. I got to her motel in no time and called her after I parked. She told me to drive around front where she is but you already know, homie don't play that. I just walked around front with my guard up. She was on the 2nd floor in the walkway looking down at me and asking me if I'm the one. I was like damn, chic looked much better in person than she did in the pics. She was a red-boned, light skinned chic but she didn't have much of any hair at all. She was wearing pair of sweat pants and a hoodie. Wasn't too much digging the Trayvon Martin look but whatever. I don't think she ever gave me her name but for some strange reason I kept hearing the name "Cumswalla" reverberating through my brain. Will I repeat, nah. Her service was nothing special and her room was funky as hell. Jeezum. Non-VIP'ers, wash your funky ass. VIP'ers, read on.
