Victoria Reviews

Okay, had some bad luck trying to get ahold of my preferred provider, so cruised BP for something new. Found Victoria, and with her very youthful skinny looks thought I would give her a try. Checked the TER and did not find any bad info about her, so gave her a call. Got a quick pickup and after a short conversation with a very nice sounding female, directions etc were given and all was agreed to. I arrived at the location and after 2 calls, I was finally led to my final location and knocked on her door. She met in cut off jeans and a an ultrashort t-shirt. She looked a little spacey, but welcomed me into the room. In her ad she lists it as "cozy", that is putting it very nicely. She was lost and in my best guess high on something. To be blunt, will not return and do not recommend you do either.

This woman has more issues than a newsstand. I'm not sure what's wrong with her but I know I don't have the cure. I called her when I noticed my first option was a high volume provider. I'd have done better to get in line. Victoria caught my eye because her pictures show a woman that's thin, exotic and pretty. I'd tried her a few times with no answer and, when I bailed on the first escort, thought I'd call her once more. She answered, sounded good on the phone and we agreed to meet in 30 minutes. I called when I was nearby and she asked if I could wait while she brought her niece next door. I got out of my car and was having a smoke when I got another call from her. She said she was just leaving and would be ready in about 5 min. As I stood on the sidewalk, I realized the person I was speaking with was approaching me with a black guy and a small dog wrapped in a blanket. Believe me, I couldn't make this up. She realized it too and said how awkward it was so we both hung up. I said hello as they passed, thinking it was Victoria. She was slender, wearing sweats (hardly my favorite) and her hair was all brown, instead of with pink highlights. About five minutes later I got a call with the address, which was right around the corner. When I pulled up, I could see that Victoria (the real one) was outside waiting for me. I'd already discussed the donation, my clothing preferences, etc. with someone I now realized wasn't my date. Ay yi yi. On the one hand, I was pleased that she looked as advertised. On the other, I thought this is weird. She was wearing jeans, a cami and her lips were painted bright red. Most escorts know that lipstick isn't a good idea. Victoria wasn't like most escorts or even most people. We went inside and she asked me to prove I wasn't LE (you know the drill). I left the donation on the table and she got me an ice water. She brought me back to a room full of baby stuff, a small bed and a curtain to close...for privacy. Then we stepped out the back door to have a smoke. Non-VIPs, this woman must be bipolar or something. Under no circumstances, regardless of how desperate or drunk you are, regardless of how hot she looks, would I recommend seeing her. Her body is spicy hot but her mind is cold as yesterday's leftovers. VIPs, read on for the schizophrenic details.