Mystic Mermaid is an escort and massage provider in Fort Myers, Florida, offering incall and outcall sessions. A reviewer writes: "She opened the door looking like she just rolled out of bed."
Over a year ago
Wish I saw the other reviews before I came. Took days before she actually set a time I could visit. Gave the idea that I was going to get more than I did. Mediocre massage. Not returning.
Over a year ago
Not a bait an switch, just a bait.
Over a year ago
Not worth the time. Crappy rub and nothing else.
Wish I saw the other reviews before I came. Took days before she actually set a time I could visit. Gave the idea that I was going to get more than I did. Mediocre massage. Not returning.
Not a bait an switch, just a bait.
Texted mm comms were kinda weak . Finally set up appt . Got address and headed over . She opened the door looking like she just rolled out of bed. The massage was very unenthusiastic .waste of time and money
Not worth the time. Crappy rub and nothing else.
She is hard to talk to and actually hung up on me once. But the appointment did take place, on time and she did deliver as expected. I say this because for her listed price I wasn’t expecting much. I checked her as plane in the overall looks category of this review only because I couldn’t tell what her looks actually are like and I wanted to be fair. She wore a plain white frumpy t-shirt and jean shorts the WHOLE time I was there. Just remember that you get what you pay for.
Wanted a rub…. Offerings are limited in SWFL so I drove a little further to try this one. Don’t make the same mistake.
She is the girl in the pic. Very cold demeanor. She does a decent massage with almost zero tease and then baits you into coming back for a higher fee and a promise of "better" service. Neither session is worth the investment.
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Mystic Mermaid is an escort and massage provider in Fort Myers, Florida, offering incall and outcall sessions. A reviewer writes: "She opened the door looking like she just rolled out of bed."
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