So I was in our nation's capital a couple of weekends ago and decided to treat myself to something nice—something about mid-20's, brunette, warm, wet, willing, and super tight, that is! And boy did I find a winning combination in Maria. I looked around on the internet for awhile and found her agency. They aren't the absolute easiest to get in contact with, but it all worked, and I arranged to have Maria come over to my room. When she eventually arrived, she was a wearing a little black cocktail number and high heels. She was looking super hot, and when she gave me a dazzlingly sexy smile and placed her hand on my chest and stood up on her tip-toes to give me a quick peck, I was won over completely. I invited her in, gave her the money, she called the agency, and we enjoyed some wine. Then......