Review by EPICURE4YOU, May, 2001
Overall, the adventure was a waste of time. I like Kelly’s website photo and decided to give her a try. Kelly offers incall somewhere near Baltimore, Maryland. And, offers outcall in D.C and Northern Virginia. I called and spoke to a guy who identified himself as the driver. We scheduled an appointment. The provider arrived. I greeted her. She was friendly, smelled like smoke, young (20s), had a pierced tongue, had golden yellowish died hair, and had a figure somewhat similar to Kelly's figure. As for attractiveness, I considered the provider to be average. For me, Kelly's photo brings to mind “innocence”, the provider brought to mind “guilty”. I mentioned she did not look like Kelly. The provider said she died her hair. And ask to use the bathroom. When she returned. We sat down. I again mentioned she does not look like Kelly. She then said she's not Kelly. I declined the service.
