Lisa Reviews

Avoid this one. She's either on some major drugs or has anorexia. She's friendly and very casual, but is incredibly skinny, doesn't look at all like the craigslist pic, and has cigarette breath. Kind of a cool rocker chick, but has an overall skank factor of 8 on a scale of 1-10. It's easy enough getting hold of her on the phone. She answers and has you meet her near her house in a creepy dive area east of Hollywood. She'll come out smoking, and meet you on the street and takes you to an empty house. You then get a better idea what she looks like. Not kind of sassy hot like the pic, but she has acne and a general heroin/anorexic look.

At some time in the past, this girl was really very pretty. She is still cute, but a herion addict, straight up. She posts on Craigslist non-stop, and I gave her a call. Sounded OK on the phone. Wanted me to go to an intersection near Western and Hollywood and call her again. Called her again. Wanted me to wait on the street for her. She didn't show up. I called again. Said she was in the shower. Waited some more. I called her and told her to just tell me where she is. She was in a house on the next street over and up a bit. These girls and their systems! They want you to wait for them on street corners...in East Hollywood no less! Anyway, walked in the door, and this girl is anorexic skinny, bruises on her legs, not walking steady, and a big bandage on her arm! I am serious. I love skinny white girls with dark short hair, but she was off the scale. Wondered if I had made a big mistake. Half-empty house...she takes me to a sparse small room..tells me it's the dog's room but she put a sheet on the bed. Then she went off to the bathroom for about ten minutes. She came back, and we got down to business.....