Helen Reviews

After some very bold adventures lately, thought I would dial things down several notches with a more simple service. Also felt like giving a lightly reviewed lady a chance. Having said that, I don't feel obliged to warn you off, but I don't feel compelled to recommend either. First, Helen was nice and she made setting an appointment easy. However, the lady you will meet when the door opens may be the same lady in the pictures, but she is no longer the runway model suggested in the photographs. Still a reasonably attractive woman, just more "grown up" than the slim physique pictured. Services were pretty ordinary and while she seemed focused, there was nothing really sensual about the experience. She seemed sweet and I wish her the very best, but I will not be paying a second visit.

My ATF masseuse moved to Texas and my go-to agency is on hiatus for another month and possibly relocating. I saw Helen's ad and thought the pics were 2G2BT, but if she looked anywhere close to the pics then it would be a win. She sometimes takes a while to respond to texts but on the night we met she was quick to respond. I got the address on Hollywood blvd and was expecting her place to be fancy but on the way there I almost ran over a barefoot street walker crossing the boulevard. The two buildings next to hers seemed upscale but her building was really sketchy and smelled like homeless people snuck in and fell asleep in the hallways. Got to her studio apartment and she answered the door in something that looked like a sexy nurse costume. I went in for a hug but she backed off so I ended up double squeezing her arm. Dropped off the tribute and took a shower in a high pressure but low flow shower that felt like I was showering with one of those misting machines from standing in line at Magic Mountain. When I came out, she was naked sitting on the bed and I assumed the position face down. Her massage was actually pretty good and she said was trained in Swedish massage. After a while, she started the tease and ... NON-VIPERs, write some reviews. VIPERs, read on to see how it went.