Review by CLIFTONSANTIAGO, July, 2008
I was in Hollywood on business, I had the rest of the evening and my hotel room to myself so I decided to go on the prowl. I break out the laptop crawled the 7th circle of hell, CL! I finally see her pictures, I get the tunnel vision, and I make the call. She was very nice over the phone, sweet, and perky with a witty sense of humor. Her pictures and her personality was the right combination to make me TOFTT so I take the plunge. I should of known something was wrong when she was running super late. I was about to call her but I figured if she did not have the courtesy of making a simple phone call to cancel our appointment, neither will I. A few minutes later my phone rings and it was her with some far fetched story then she asked me if I still wanted to see her since she was five minutes away. I said if she gets to where I was, I would let her in. 30 minutes later still no sign of her, I decided to indulge even more from the mini bar, then finally the knock on my door, and almost 4 hours late. Then when I finally see her I was so disappointed, in fact for a minutes there I was thought it was not the girl on the pictures, but if it wasn't for her tattoo in her left breast I would of never recognized her. Her pictures are at least 5 years old and she looks nothing like her pictures anymore, her hair is much shorter, and it was obvious she did not put much effort in her presentation. I almost slammed the door in her face, but the awkward situation left me unable to firmly send her away. Yeah, after all the disappointments I still let her in. Ashley did not even finish completing her first sentence when I realized that the nice girl I was talking on the phone with the whole time was not the girl who showed up. Not necessary a bad thing but it was a bad thing this time. As soon as she walked in I was already trying to figure out how to get this exceedingly unattractive girl to get lost...
