Parker Reviews

Okay, don't want to wear my fingers out typing up this one. Call Parker, you might get Carmen. Call Carmen, you might get Parker. Show you, you might get one, might get the other. They don't much care. It's all business with them, with a little Vega-style upsell thrown in. These kind of rendezvouses for me are like an anti-aphrodisiac, so a big thumbs-down from here. One caveat, though. I'm on the older side and I'm thinking either of these girls could be my grandchildren, so maybe the 'creep' factor got in the way of things and I probably would have better off sticking with the cougars. If you're younger, maybe you'll have better luck.

I called an add for Carmen, girl answers as Carmen, When I show up its a different girl named Parker. Little bait and switch. It looks like they work out of the same place and answer each others phones. Found her ad backpage. Seen it pop up for awhile and have been wanting to give her a shot. She answered right a way and made an appointment for an hour later. Two calls and get directions form a near by intersection. Private residence with a clean private room set up like a massage spa type. She met me at the gate. Decent looking, could be her in the pictures but not sure. Massage so so, but she is very nice and tries to please. Probably not gonna repeat for the money