Review by CREAMSLINGER69, January, 2010
Went to the parlor on Holister down the street from Wendy's and told the girl behind the desk i wanted an hour massage. She was a bit chubby but got me in the room and had me undress and hop on the table...
Coco is an escort and massage provider in Santa Barbara, California, offering incall sessions. In a client's words: "Give her a chance if interested." Opinions are mixed.
Over a year ago
Went to the parlor on Holister down the street from Wendy's and told the girl behind the desk i wanted an hour massage. She was a bit chubby but got me in the room and had me undress and hop on the ta... See more
Over a year ago
It was your usual AMP but I read the reviews and thought ok. hey said a few extra things on the review that I found not to be true but it was ok for the price. Walked in with and old man at the counte... See more
Over a year ago
Repeat performance as good as the first - I have seen Coco maybe 6 times now over the last 3 months. Always call ahead as she is busy. Great attitude and ready for anything.
Went to the parlor on Holister down the street from Wendy's and told the girl behind the desk i wanted an hour massage. She was a bit chubby but got me in the room and had me undress and hop on the table...
It was your usual AMP but I read the reviews and thought ok. hey said a few extra things on the review that I found not to be true but it was ok for the price. Walked in with and old man at the counter already and he got the better looking of the 2 that were there. damn, missed it by a few seconds. She hugged me and took me to a room were she told me to undress and get on table. I did, laying face down butt naked and she didint mind. She was very pleasant. non-vip's, I don't think you'll be disapponted. VIP's read on
Decided to give her a try based on other reviews. Glad I did because it was a good experience. Looks do matter to me but this time I was able to overlook. Give her a chance if interested.
Repeat performance as good as the first - I have seen Coco maybe 6 times now over the last 3 months. Always call ahead as she is busy. Great attitude and ready for anything.
I have seen Coco twice. The pictures they used in the cl ads are taken from a magazine or something. Coco does not look anything that what they protray. Read the few reviews available. I was new in town and didn't know what to expect. Storefront not facing street. Located near some business that stay open into early evening and probably know where you're going. No shower available or they didn't offer if they did. Coco also operates as mamasan in the front office. Heavy accent. She is stocky and muscular. Built like a fire hydrant. I asked for a medium massage. She didn't put a towel on me when she started the massage so that was a good sign. I think she used some oil on me too. They advertise heavily on cl. At the time it seemed that she was the only one working but they recently advertise three girls including a new Tai girl. Eventually she quit beating around the bush and started to brush up against the boys. On the flip the action began. For juicy details vips read on. For the rest of you yes there was a the nice ending. Anyway they open late. My first visit got me curious as to what else was instore. On my second visit I managed to experience more fully coco's talents. Lets just say she does try hard. Stick a fork in me I am done.
I had seen numerous ads for this massage parlor on Craigslist and the poor English always made me chuckle. So as I was driving home yesterday afternoon my curiosity go the better of me so I decided to stop on in. A nice enough young Asian lady came to the reception area and flash a gorgeous little smile. We chatted a little about the business before she told me she would give me the best massage I have ever had. I was asked if I would 'pleased with the ending' to which she replied 'huh?' I laughed and rephrased and said 'happy', will I get a 'happy' ending. To which she said yes, 'always happy endings here'. That was good enough for me and I ventured on in.
This was my first time going to a massage parlor. I was apprehensive to say the least I didn't want to get caught in some LE sting operation. I phoned this new massage parlor a couple of time prior to going there the same lady speaking broken english always answered the phone and encouraged me to just stop in no appointment necessary. Yesterday I decided to give the place a try keeping my fingers crossed hoping the worst that would happen was a bad massage. I pulled into a small business complex first checking the place out it appeared very clean and well maintained so I figured what the heck and I walked in
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Coco is an escort and massage provider in Santa Barbara, California, offering incall sessions. In a client's words: "Give her a chance if interested." Opinions are mixed.
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Coco receives mixed reviews from customers, reflecting a blend of positive experiences and notable criticisms. Many reviewers appreciate the good attitude of the staff, with one frequent visitor highlighting a consistently positive experience over multiple visits. The pricing is also seen as reasonable, making it an acceptable choice for some. However, several customers express disappointment regarding the quality of the massage, stating that it did not meet their expectations. Additionally, there are complaints about misleading advertising, with some noting that the appearance of the staff does not match the promotional images. Overall, while there are positive aspects to Coco, such as staff demeanor and affordability, the inconsistency in service quality and misleading representations leave many consumers feeling unsatisfied.