I was in the Bay Area for a conference, and had been checking out the ads for a while beforehand, looking for promising outcalls (never had one of those before). Given the geography, I was particularly highlighting Asian girls, who are scarce in my normal haunts in Utah. Amy was one of those I looked at and rated a "maybe" from other reviews.
I found someone perfect, but she fell through, and was stuck girl-less at the last minute. So then I started working the parts of the list I had discarded. And ... well ... Any was the first discard who called back. She was available immediately, having called back about a half hour after I left the message, so that was a win. She was about 10 minutes late, which is no problem at all for such short notice.
When she knocked on my door, I opened it to a friendly smiling girl, who said hi with kind of a nervous giggling sound to her voice, and a pretty thick accent. Her face, blurred out in her ad, wasn't really worth looking at too much, and her body was bigger than I prefer. But I figured there had to be more to her than what meets the eye. I let her in and she gave me a hug, found the donation, and then immediately started undoing her blouse, and then my shirt. Without much in the way of language skills, we dispensed with the small talk...
...and then followed something pretty uninspired and mechanical. Non-VIPs: unless you have a thing for plain girls who clearly aren't into what they're doing, you have a lot of better choices.