Review by TIMFERRLINI, November, 2009
I had just finished clubbing downtown and was about to hit up a strip club when I thought I'd check CL and get a nice massage for about the same price. Found her picture cute so I called her up. She sounded like I just woke her up. She told me to drive to an intersection and call her again. She picked up after my second attempt. Shoulda been the first sign to leave. When I got to her room, she opened the door and did not look a thing like the picture. She was blonde and white, but that's avbout as far as it goes. Oh and did I mention she was pregnant??