Have recently been trolling backpage and thought that I would try one out. The more mature providers seem to be more authentic to me as opposed to the likely fake ads for the 20 somethings.
Called her up and she was pleasant on the phone. Plus her ad specifically states (and her caps:
"IF YOU ARE A KNUCKLEHEAD PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER TO DISTURB ME."
She meets me behind the door wearing a towel around her waist and otherwise naked on top. She is tall which I like, and she walks me too a small downstairs room with an opened futon. I leave the donation, get undressed and start with a massage.....