Zoey / Max Reviews

I found Max on Bare Jewels.com and checked out her review on TER. Her post mentioned she European, and I also noticed she hadn't seen too many people, so I decided to give her a call. When I called a woman with a European accent answered and there was a lot of loud music playing in the background. She told me she was hanging at a bar and to call back in 15 minutes. She sounded really cool and normal, so we agreed to meet in 30 minutes at her place. I drove to the Mann's Chinese Theatre area, parked my car, and gave her a call to get an exact location. I was ready for something to happen.

After seeing her photos, I couldn't help calling her and making an appointment. She does look like her photos, and she looks great. Here's the mistake: She called me at least five times after we got together, thinking that I was someone else and that I had just called her. She would leave repeated voicemail messages saying that that she would love to get together. Um, we had already done so and I hadn't called her since. Note to others: be extremely careful if you call her. You may not have heard that last from her. She's from the UK and may only be here for a little while, but who knows? Her body is great, but regrettably, she has a minimal personality and not much to say.