Raven Vixen / Kimi / Lisa / Lana Reviews

Didn't check her out on TER before ordering her which was a BIG MISTAKE....I called Lana up and was told she could come to my place in an hour so I gave her all he info and 2hrs later she finally showed up...when I answered the door I was shocked and not in a good way, the pics she uses are of a busty D cup obviously enhanced gorgeous model, yet what stood before me was a really homely FLAT chested stumpy latina girl...her eyes were half open at all times which I think is just the way she looks and her body was in no way good shape, she had muffin top hanging out all over...at this point I made another huge mistake...since I was tired of waiting and frustrated I still let her in....which is why these girls NEVER learn...I should of shut the door in her face...VIPS read on for more of this horrible experience....

This will be the last time I ever don't heed more than 1 negative review. Stay away! I called up Lana for some LA outcall to my hotel. She sounded kind of sexy on the phone and we reoutlined her rates. I had seen her relatively scathing reviews with a few mediocre ones mixed in and decided to take a chance. I wanted to make sure I wasn't wasting time so I asked her directly on the phone, 'is your rate all inclusive'. 'Absoluletly' she replied. Little did I know that she was lying through her teeth and that I was in for a scam...

Called to set up appointment, said she would be there in 30-40 mins, after 1 hour I called, she said she was 5 minutes away, then after another 30 minutes I called again, she was just pulling off the exit, then not a word, no one answered the phone, she never showed up...

Was in the SFV area on business and decided to try Kimi as she looked very nice in her pics on CV. Read the reviews in TER and said what the heck, I will give her a try. Called ahead to make an appt. at my hotel room.

Rip Off. Pretty but will try to upsale for ridiculous amounts for almost no service.

found her add, thought she was hot. I called her, we agreed on a time. She was late. Should of seen the signs coming of a rip off. She starts discussing about payment and trying to raise her rates. I do not budge.

saw great review was skeptical as there was only one, but reviewer seemed to be very experienced and the pics looked unbelievable..sent an email..received auto response with phone number called got her on the phone..told her to come by at 9. she said that she would call back and confirm. she never did. she knocks on the door at 8:30? ok great surprise...not as hot as the pics but not bad

I had seen her ads on C/L for some weeks now. She advertises herself for massage and more and also notes that she's a porn star. Her photos depict a rather attractive young lady so I thought I'd try her out. Boy, was I impressed. I phoned the number from her Cityvibe ad and got a recording that there's no mail box set up yet. Surprisngly I got a call from her 20 minutes later and heard this sexy voice with an accent. It's her heritage that comes through loud and clear. You'll love it. She tells me she can be here in 30 minutes so I give the directions. She shows up ontime dressed real casual. I offer here a drink and all she wants to do is change into her outfit. After a minute or two she comes out in this little 2 piece outfit that definitely shows off her rockin body. I have a massage table in my home so I jump up for the relaxation part. She provides a spa quality massage that I will want again. I know she worked on me for at least an hour or a bit more. It was after the massage that....

saw her add and called her, she answered and was avalible to meet later that night. I asked if she could come by at 11:00 pm, she showed up an hour early, which was what ever. she seemed nice and talked alot was really interested in the payment mostly

A good bit older than picture. Said $175 on phone, but $275 when she arrived on time. It was worth it! She is a laid back girl from the Dominican Republic. Talks like a Rasta girl. Pretty cool if your into it.

I believe KIMI works with either an agency or a friend that calls back to make the appointment. The vox messagae was returned after a couple of days to make the appoinment. The lady that showed up does look a little like the photograph, but not the same one. She was extremely late and when I was calling to cancel the date as she was over one hour late, she knocked on the door. I made the mistake of openning the door and agreeing to see her. She went the bathroom and then sat on the bed fully clothed and asked for more roses than the published amount of 250 roses,,,,then,,,

I found this provider while surfing into the eros website. I have a particular taste towards the latinas, so I decided to call her up while I was at a friends house. She was quick to answer and we made the arrangement for her to come visit. She was ontime and prompt. She was hot in person, but became paranoid once I let her into the apartment. I told her it was not place, which kinda set her on edge. Anyways i gave her the donation and the action began.

A wise man once said to me Dan, sometimes it's just better to stay home and beat off. Never been more true than with Lisa/Jasmine/Lana/whoever. I felt like her atm machine.

The pictures on the site look too good to be true, and they are. A different girl showed up over 1 hour late, and it was all downhill from there.

She claims to be Brazilian and Asian in her various ads (I found three, and one of them--on Eros L.A--is now conveniently gone), but in person she's Brazilian and Puerto Rican. She does look pretty good on line and in person, except for the huge fucking tattoos on her back. The good news ends there. Her ads say $250 for outcall, so I make an appointment. Later, when she (or someone else?) calls back to confirm, she won't answer the question about whether she'll ask for more when she shows up. I go with it anyway. Stupid me.

Called her up and made arrangements for Lisa to come over. She got lost, so her longer than expected. Not bad looking, but not the girl in the pics, should have been my first clue. TOFTT.