Linsey Reviews

Saw Linsey's ad on That Mall and thought I'd give her try. Glad I did. Nice lady and great conversationalist (wasn't there for that though :)). Book with confidence. VIP's, read on...

She does advertise on Thatmall in the Mature section so I was not expecting the girl in the photos but she is probably in her mid 60's. She is nice enough and I was not there for escort so I went ahead with the appointment. She also has an older dog but it was safely in another area of the apartment. Parking was an issue since it is only allowed on one side of the street and there a lot of apartments.

It’s been a while since I had to walk out on a lady. Years in fact. But I just had to. Linsey was a nice lady but she was at least 50 pounds and 30 years this side of the photos in her ad. I suppose there will be someone out there who finds her appealing—God willing. But she is not, remotely, even tangentially related to the woman in the pictures. Indeed, she was completely unsurprised when I canceled our date and walked out. I think that’s telling. I don’t wish her any ill, but as for those pictures, that shit ain’t the truth.