First of all, I'm very grateful to the bookie. I called up 3 other providers, and 2 of them didn't bother to answer, on multiple occasions. Another one said her girl was on vacation. Ara's bookie answered on the second ring. Yes, I had to provide her with references, but that's to be expected, right? That was a Wednesday. Once I was cleared, I got see her on Thursday. I got a 5pm appointment. I was running late because of traffic and called to tell her that I'd be 10 minutes late. She told me not to worry. Sometimes these bookies can make all the difference! So I finally get to this familiar Westside apartment, get buzzed in and make it up to her apartment. Ara opens the door, and confirms my expectations. She's a thin, attractive girl who makes the best of what she can with what limited English she has. She leads me to her room in this nice see-through white dress. I reach under to feel what's underneath...