The piercing check off box doesn't have enough options. She is on the road to SERIOUS BODY MODIFICATIONS. She has a pierced tongue, eyebrow, lip and she has deformed her earlobes to the point I could use them for finger rings. All told she has more holes in and around her face that I, quite frankly, lost track. We started our correspondence by e-mail and she sent me such a nasty menu option I knew I had to see her! After the e-mailing was done I gave her a call, stopped by the magic plastic money machine at the local bank and got enough to negotiate. I called at the intersection she gave me on the phone and got a voice mail message and left her a message as I drove by the hotel that I suspected was her residence. About a block away she called back and she apologized for her reception problem and I U-turned and we chatted until I pulled into the parking lot where she gave me her room number.
I knocked on her door and when she opened I saw that she was, without a doubt, the girl in the pictures in the ad. She greeted me with a hug and a kiss with a flick of tongue ring...