Review by SUPERSCHLONG, November, 2003
I was trolling through web sites and saw Simone's pictures. The one of her looking out the window was intriguing. I called her, and that was a super-enjoyable experience. Unlike many providers, she had warmth, knowledge, personality, compassion, etc. That led to a same day appointment to her home, 40 minutes away, just south of S.F. Pretty drive on Hwy 280 and easy directions to her place. I was greeted by an attractive clean-smelling woman, who immediately offered me appetizers and drink. She looked Hispanic, Native American, Mediterrean, and Italian, but she's actually 50% Puerto Rican, and 50% American. She's a graduate of a culinary school and a professional chef. We discussed food, food preparation, and her life. Her cured salmon was delicious. With soothing music in the background she asked if we could go have fun. She dragged me to her bedroom despite my resistance. Then -------