Review by SQUIGGLY, May, 2010
The door opened to reveal a girl who was even cuter than her photos. Petite but busty, nice muscle tone, lovely brown eyes. It wouldn’t be a stretch to call her gorgeous. She seemed friendly, but I got a bit of a bad vibe from something I couldn’t put my finger on. Her previous reviews made it clear that some guys had a great time and some wished they had stayed home. I’ve seen girls like that before and always ended up in the “great time” camp. I thought this was because I’m always very respectful and nice to the girls. Well, I guess I was wrong because I definitely ended up in the “wished I had stayed at home” camp. Not to put a too fine point on it, her performance was sub-par, she made several rude and very off-putting remarks about my appearance, and made numerous, totally unsolicited, indiscreet and very personal comments about other customers. I was trying hard to ignore all of this when she lifted up her arms to display – with no embarrassment - about a week of underarm stubble. Yech. That was nothing compared to the pungent aromas that welcomed me as I journeyed to her nether regions. Other reviewers have commented on these aromas, but, trust me, until you experience it you won’t believe it. Non-VIPS all you need to know is that it got worse.