Review by FRANK_UNDERWOOD, May, 2022
Halfway through my recap of Cupid encounters it brings me to Eva. Once again, noteworthy to point out that I am not going in any particular order. I just sit down and start thinking about my experiences and whoever pops into my mind, I start writing. In this instance, I was browsing twitter when I saw Eva pop up on my twitter feed, and so I decided to write my review of her. I eagerly awaited Eva’s arrival sitting down on the sofa watching the clock, restless with excitement and anticipation. She was running a little bit late but that is ok, I had no other plans but to fornicate wit an escort that evening. When she arrived, she came across as a party girl very loud and rumbustious. I found that charming at first, but then I realized that she smelled like alcohol. I figured, no harm to offer her a drink since she was clearly more than halfway through a night of partying. Boy this girl can drink! Appearance wise, she has dark hair and her skin is fairer than in the pictures, but her face is noticeably big or large. I was expecting a girl with a small face the way the pictures on twitter make her appear. Her lips were very full, definitely fillers because of the duck like appearance, her eyes and eyelashes were my favorite feature on her since her eyelashes looked like two huge fans swinging from her eyelids, covering up a pair of very sultry eyes. I don’t put her in the hot category but attractive certainly not ugly. Age wise I would say mid to late 20s. Her body, also thicker than the pictures. I would not say she is fat, but she is not skinny. She certainly had a thick waist, but I think it’s mostly genetics since her tummy did not protrude much. The thickness is not unwelcomed around the ass and thighs area, so on that respect I appreciated the generous portions that her legs represented to this hungry wolf. To be honest I feel that she does not look like her pictures at all. In the pictures I was expecting a smaller waist and a girl with a pear shape, but Eva is more evenly thick everywhere upper and lower body. We were talking and talking about her mostly and to be honest with you, some of the ways she expressed herself were not very lady like. It could have been the alcohol. I am one foul mouthed guy at times, but I am a hypocrite and I prefer when a lady doesn’t have a foul mouth EXCEPT for when we are having sex. She went to the washroom, spent a really long time there and when she came out still fully clothed, she poured herself another drink and kept on talking. More than 35 minutes into the session now, I started thinking that if we don’t make a move now it’s just not going to happen.