Review by BRADDOCKBANCROFT, August, 2026
Question: While being intimate with a new partner, have you ever asked yourself, “What if this person gave me an HR PowerPoint presentation on the dangers of promiscuity, delivered in the overbearing tone of a caustic nun who resents children for the crime of breathing too close to her—all while touching me with the feral affection of a disinterested cat fighting to get away?” That’s what being with Bruna felt like. Some women have no place in this profession. Stay away, fellas. You’ve been warned.