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Jocelyn

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Dec 1, 2017

Review by PASTAMAN, December, 2017

After initially contacting via email for a massage, Jocelyn replied very quickly and we arranged a time. Parking at her in-call was plentiful, in a safe neighborhood, and all communication was discrete and professional. Jocelyn is a dishy, smoking hot, tall, curvy brunette, and an intelligent, kind, and interesting young woman. The two hours I spent with her were two of the most intensely pleasurable and exciting hours I have ever spent with anyone. I would have rated her much higher than I did here, only because of TER's ratings rules, that punish providers who are not escorts. If you're looking for massage and fetish, Jocelyn is right up there at the top. More details below.

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Lulu

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Mar 1, 2017

Review by PASTAMAN, March, 2017

Setup was maybe the easiest, quickest, most efficient that I have ever encountered in this hobby. Other agencies, take note: This is how it's done. I sent over verification info, and they replied less than two hours later with a playful "you are screened, mister!" Incall was in a reasonably nice, quiet, safe condo, with plenty of parking right out front. Lulu is a lovely, charming, super-cool young woman who genuinely enjoys herself. She has a quiet, sweet, self-effacing way about her, and a unique beauty, with big dark mesmerizing eyes, the color of which I'm still unsure, as they seemed to change color from one room to the next. I'll not only repeat, but I might try to capture her in a burlap marriage-sack and carry her back to my lair, to keep all to myself. (Just kidding, 2KG.) Read on to know all the reasons why.

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Darling Deb / Deb Libra

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Jul 1, 2016

Review by PASTAMAN, July, 2016

We met at a public location not far from her place, then I followed Deb to her clean, safe, discreet private residence. I had a great time and will repeat, more details below.

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Isabella Del Rio

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Jun 1, 2016

Review by PASTAMAN, June, 2016

Isabella responded promptly and courteously to my first email inquiry, and I knew from her professionalism that this would go well. Because her operation is technically legal (tantra is protected as a religious ritual), verification was very easy, and we set a date and time for a 90 minute massage. As it turns out, her immaculate, safe, discrete apartment is easy walking distance from the French Quarter, where I was staying -- it's at the boundary between the Quarter and the CBD. I'd explored her site, so I knew to expect a very fit early-30s South American, and from the only review, I expected her to be pretty. Still, when I opened the door, I was stunned. I didn't expect to find such a model-quality beauty. And that's with her clothes on -- once she removed her clothes, OMG. This wasn't just one of the best experiences I've had in the hobby, it was one of the greatest experiences of my entire life. Needless to say, when/if I make it back to NOLA, I will repeat.

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5 Customer Reviews by PASTAMAN

Jocelyn

Review by PASTAMAN, December, 2017

Domina Lynnette

Review by PASTAMAN, March, 2017

Lulu

Review by PASTAMAN, March, 2017

Darling Deb / Deb Libra

Review by PASTAMAN, July, 2016

Isabella Del Rio

Review by PASTAMAN, June, 2016

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