PARBOILED is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 15 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.6 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Lena →
Haven't been for ages, so with all of the pent up demand from down under, I was up for a challenge, especially a challenge that has a smoking, hot body - tan, long, lean legs that go on forever, an arse you can bounce a quarter off of, and, of course, big boobs. Yes, this punk was feeling lucky today.
Read all reviews for Mila / Jessica →
Another great session with Mila this week. As described by myself and others, she always looks great, smells great and starts to seduce you the minute you walk in the door.
Read all reviews for Katia →
Was finally able to schedule an appointment with Katia (thanks again to the phone girl for accomodating my scheduling challenges and working with me when I had to change my appointment time). Buzzed in, Katia let me in, took my hand and led me to the room. She was a little shy at first during the introductions, but I was expecting that and came prepared with a plan to "break the ice" :-) Blond hair past her shoulders, probably 5'5" without heels and as I was about to discover a fantastic body. I undressed, hopped in the shower and when I came back Katia gave me a nice long hug, which gave me a perfect opportunity to gently stroke her upper back and work my way down to a nice firm arse. Started to kiss her neck and work my way up to her ears - the anticipation of seeing that body was Killing me! Couldn't wait any longer and peeled off her negligee - don't know for sure, but I probably started to drool. Uncovered an absolute smoking set of natural breasts (for those who have been to MIR4U2 before, think along the lines of Tanya, who I also consider to have a "perfect" rack), complimented by a nice curvy body - this was going to be fun.
Read all reviews for Nelly →
Was in the mood for a pretty, long, lean lady with a fine arse and pink nips who would follow my lead - called and made an appointment to see Nelly. Arrived a little early and Mila brought me to my room. We chatted while Nelly was getting ready. (Not to take anything away from Nelly or this review, but Mila was wearing a tight, black mini-dress that, together with the way she stroked my arm and held my hand, just did it for me. I was damn tempted to ask if I could switch to a Mila appointment, but Mila had aleady mentioned that she had someone coming in to meet her). Back to Nelly . . . Nelly tapped on the door and Mila gave me a kiss on the cheek and whispered "have a great time". Nelly looked great. Won't give a detailed description - pictures are accurate (except that she has a lighter hair color) other than to say that I love that she's long and lean, but still has a fine arse that you can really grab onto.
Read all reviews for Aida →
Called last Monday to make an early appointment with Mila, but she was already fully committed. Decided to take the plunge and meet Aida. Didn't regret it. One of the best BJs ever, a great shag, and bonus points if you're a breast man.
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Lisa Review: Over the Top PSE Speed dialed MIR4U2 (646 234 2794) last Thursday night to schedule an appointment with Lisa. Spoke to Julia, who's always friendly (sweet voice, wonder what she looks like :-), and booked my time for last Friday. While I usually don't go for the runway model type (see my multiple reviews of Olga, Dyana, Mila), I was itching for a different dish and I was served a gourmet meal that will have me coming back for more, for as long as Mila is still taking reservations.
Read all reviews for Osuca →
Was is in the downtown area for a lunch meeting and decided to drop by Fantasia for an amuse-bouche. Gave a call (347 339 6061) to confirm location and time and spoke to Angie, who was friendly and easy to speak with. Location is very UTR, just enough foot traffic in a residential/commerical area that it feels secure, but in an area where it's very unlikely that most of us would run into anybody we know. Got close by, called again and was directed to the specific location, where Angie was waiting to buzz me in. First impression was a cozy, very clean place. Angie brought me to the room - a bed for massage, a strategically placed mirror and, given the recent weather, a comfortable, toasty warm temperature. Had checked out the pictures on the website previously and wanted to try and meet Osuca. Luckily, I arrived early enough that Osuca was available. I did get a chance to meet a few other ladies as well and I would have been happy with any of them. Osuca knocked on the door, came in with a very friendly smile, put me at ease with a hug and peck on the cheek. She's about 5'6 without heels, long, slender build, perfect man-mades for her frame, shoulder length hair with a slight curl and brown-ish highlights and a pretty face. Osuca was wearing a flattering one piece with a plunging neckline, which showed off the twins nicely. Helped me undress, commented that my hands were cold and got me warmed up quickly by placing them strategically on a very hot a---.Wrapped me in a towel and took me to the shower room for a relaxing, playful, soapy table shower with plenty of attention to the sensitive parts. Osuca has a great personality and she knew how to make me smile, chuckle and rise. We both did the Listerine rinse and went back to the room hand jn hand.
Read all reviews for Olga →
Olga: Brings Out The Animal In Me Been traveling non-stop for weeks, so have been getting by with the "five knuckle shuffle" and needed some real pain relief. As soon as I touched down last Friday, I speed dialed, spoke to Mila, found out when Olga was available this week, negotiated some time off with the boss, called back Mila and booked Olga for a Monday slot. Showed up at the Upper East location, no glitches, Olga was on time, ready, able and willing to see me. She looked fantastic. Other reviews have described her appearance in detail and the pictures on the website/blog are accurate, so I'll just add the color commentary. I think she looks way better in person - the pictures don't show her eyes and she's got beautiful blue eyes, she's died her hair darker recently so the contrast with the eyes is even more striking. She's been taking care of herself, so while she still got those fantastic breasts, I think she looks more toned than ever. She was wearing a hot piece of lingerie. Black one piece that accented those ripe melons (btw, they have the perfect sway), with the bottom portion just as I like it, a G String. We chatted a little bit as I undressed (she's very easy to talk to), I hopped in the shower to warm up my hands and my tongue.
Read all reviews for Kelly →
Decided to treat myself and bring in the New Year with a trip to NY Asian VIP this afternoon. I had a fantastic time with Kate the first time I went to Asian VIP, so I thought I'd try again to see if it's consistent quality of service or if my experience with Kate was a one-off. In a nutshell, it was also a great sophomore experience. Kim, the phone lady, is a pleasure to work with. She actually sounds genuinely happy when she answers the phone to speak with you. Set up was a breeze - given how well it went last time, I told Kim to surprise me today with another recommendation. Confirmed time and location and I was off. Mid-town location, very nondescript building, so much so that I actually walked right by it twice, even though I had been there recently. Buzzed in, walked up the stairs, door opened and was greeted warmly by Kim. I was a little early, which wasn't a problem. Kim brought me to my room and told me she'd be right back with my masseuse/therapist. I didn't waste any time and just as I started to disrobe, there was a light knock and in came Kelly with a smile and a friendly hi. Again, Kim did not let me down.
Read all reviews for Susan →
I've been loving every encounter at my favorite Russian spot over the last few months, but they say that variety is the spice of life and today I just couldn't resist the urge to scratch my Korean itch. Stumbled across a new site, www.simply-secret.com, and discovered a new spot, Asian Gorgeous, that I hadn't come across before. Fired off an email to Gina (address on the site) and got the number to call. Convenient location (enough public transport options) and I figured I could get over and back in the afternoon without attracting too much attention at The Office. Unfortunately, my fairy godmother was not looking over me today and, as I was heading out, I got tagged with 10 boxes of important documents that had to be scanned, indexed and filed right away. I don't know about you guys, but I've lost count of the number of times I've been the stooge in the hurry up and wait routine (ie, stooge busts his a-- to get something done asap, but nobody else seems to give a s---). I called back and said I needed to re-schedule and would ring back asap. To add insult to injury, I had to work on this emergency project with this Korean girl (M------ --) at work that I have been in lust with. Yes, she is beautiful (think Sung Hi Lee, if you don't know who SHL is, do an Internet search), Yes, she wants absolutely nothing to do with me and has told me to my face that I'm one if the ugliest men she has ever laid eyes on (this is even after I tried all of the techniques I learned from watching episode 8 of season 1 of The Pickup Artist, How to get Exotic), and Yes, I can't really blame her (I've been told that one of my greatest strengths is recognizing my own weaknesses; middle aged, balding, out of shape, below average looking, generally boring and, worst of all, of de minimus length and girth). But you know what - I kept telling myself none of this matters, because as soon as I could blow out of The Office, for a paltry sum, less than a week's wages, I would be King of the World for an hour at AG :-) Every time I looked at M------ --, I thought to myself tonight I am going to d---- you, like you have never been d------. OK, maybe not you, but, hopefully, a reasonable facsimile of you . . . 10 boxes later and afflicted with an acute case of B--- B---- from being in the same room as M------ all afternoon, I limped out of the office and may way over to Asian Gorgeous.
Read all reviews for Kate →
Been trying hard to forget about the ex, but the holidays are always a hard time of the year. Decided to take my buddy M--- S----'s advice and went out for a long overdue good time. (Just in case any of you are curious about what happened with the ex, here's an accurate (unfortunately) summary as only M--- S---- could put it don't you go saying you love her, it's something that you're gonna regret, she's gonna take you for a ride and then she'll bury your ass underneath a mountain of debt, the girl's gotta have 22 inch rims on her brand new mercedes benz, she's gonna suck all the money from your bank account, then she'll have sex with all your friends, she'll do a gang bang with your friends) Surfed a while, called a few places and decided to give NY Asian VIP a try. Because the phone girl, Kim, was such a sweet heart and patient with myquestions (location, availability, etc), I hung up with a good feeling about the quality of service and overall experience I was likely to have. Called back Kim, booked a time and made my way over. Sometimes I'm not sure about the accuracy of the pictures of the girls, so I told Kim that I trusted her to Make a good choice for me. I know that's rolling the dice, but I was felling lucky today.Very convenient location in mid town and a very under the radar building. The type of place you could walk by a million times and never notice. Walked up to the buzzer and before I hit the button, I was buzzed in. I had called when I was nearby and I guess Kim was on the look out for me. Walked upstairs and was let in by Kim with a big smile. She walked to my room, get comfortable, she'll be right with you.
Read all reviews for Dyana →
Ten Seconds to Love With Dyana Welcome to another day of my life in The Office, no I don't work at a paper supply company in Scranton, Pennsylvania, but as anyone who pushes paper for a living will tell you, it's all the same old situation. Thankfully, I had checked the MIR4U2 website the night before and saw that Dyana, one of the few Red State ladies I hadn't had the pleasure of meeting yet, was working the next day. Wanted to make sure that I got Dyana at a time I could make it, so yes, as loserly as it might sound, I called Mila the night before to book my time. Trust me guys, when you have visibility into your schedule, always book ahead at MIR4U2, they've gotten very popular and I can't tell you how many times I've been disappointed when I called at the last minute, only to have to go home and do the five knuckle shuffle because the ladies were already booked during my open window. Anyway, this gave me something to look forward to while I sat around, waiting for the whistle to blow (yes, just like in the Flintstones), after all, there's only so many boston creme donuts you can eat in a day. As I was licking the creme out of, and the chocolate icing off of, the last donut in the box (not a pretty picture, but imagine Fred Flintstone, fantasizing about Betty Rubble, while eating out a donut and pitching a 4 tent right there in the office), I had my first, and probably my last, Eureka! moment . . . Finally, the whistle blew, I gave Mila a call to confirm (not just the time, more on that below) and was off to my oasis, with a pitstop at home for some extra preparation for Eureka. Arrived at MIR4U2, with major anticipation as the door opened, just check out Dyana's website pictures and you'll know exactly what I mean. First impression: Yes, just as others have observed, Dyana's got a smoking hot Toned body, legs that go on forever to a firm round backside, lovely Cs, and beautiful, healthy dark hair, BUT, here's what the pictures don't tell you, Dyana has a picture perfect face - think Paulina Porizkova (yes, I'm betraying my age again), she is blessed with a perfectly angled, chiseled, symetrical face, porcelain skin and that rare genetic combination of blue eyes and dark, straight hair. Guys, I couldn't believe it (you now how many times I played five knuckle shuffle as a teenager, while fantasizing about Paulina?) and, I'm very embarrased to admit it even now, but I actually asked her to turn the lights up all the way just so I could confirm that I wasn't playing an optical illusion on myself! Dyana took it in good spirit, giggled and obliged.
Read all reviews for Chloe →
Decided to scratch the pre XMas weekend itch with a visit to e4aK to see Chloe. Screening (if you've never been), scheduling, confirmation of location, etc, is a breeze and the phone girl (Sue) is friendly, patient and easy to work with. Mid-town East location (NB: lots of good lunch spots in the area if you're trying to kill two birds) in a secure, low key, non-door man building. Got close by, called and was buzzed in to the building. When I got to the right floor, I was smacked with the aroma of something cooking that made my mouth water. Mentioned it to Chloe after she let me in, "something smells really good", laugh, "oh, we were just having lunch, do you want to join us". She seemed sincere and I was really tempted, but I declined politely.Got to the room and undressed. A N--- J---- CD was playing, perfect voice and music to set the ambience. Headed to the shower, nice and soapy with plenty of attention to Satchel and plenty of caressing of the Chrysanthemum Door to bring on a full salute. We both did the Listerine rinse and gurgle, which gave us both a chuckle. Back to the room, sat down on the bed take in all of Chloe. About 5'5", athletic build, perfectly flat stomach with an attractive belly button ornament, two perfectly shaped mounds of arse (a lot more there than with most Asian woman I've met), toned legs and arms, natural Bs with just enough sway and perk, shoulder length brownish hair, tan, cute face and striking, steel grey eyes. I complimented her on her eyes and her arse. She laughed and fessed up to contacts, but reassured me that the arse was 100% all Chloe.
Read all reviews for Masha →
I got the email update from Mila/Gina that there was a new lady in on Wed . . . given what a phenomanal job MIR4U2 has been doing with the new therapists (Eva, Tanya, Samantha), I decided to roll the dice and book an appointment, without the benefit of any pics, description or reviews. Had a fantastic time w/ Masha, difficult, even now, to think of how it could have been better.
Read all reviews for Tanya →
I've been a fan of MIR4u2 for about the last 6 months and have come to have very high expectations for the quality of the girls and the overall service and experience, with that being said - I met Tanya on her first day on the job and let's just say that I was totally blown away.