DIOGENESLAMP is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 19 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.2 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Lilly →
I had read Lilly's reviews for quite some time and it was clear it was a YMMV type of situation. I stepped into the breach knowing that and my mileage varied. Such is life. The location is sub-optimal. I would not repeat.
Read all reviews for Sage →
Sage is a treasure. I had tried for a while to get a session with her but it is sort of like trying to get a COVID vaccination. Good luck! Persistence with her scheduler and insisting I was a really nice person eventually paid off. When I finally got scheduled I arrived on time. When I entered her space she smiled at me! She really smiled at me. I felt so welcome. It was a normal smile you get from a normal human being and I loved it. To be sure, she is also beautiful, voluptuous, intelligent, funny, and actually enjoys herself - all this makes it one of the best sessions ever. If you have been in her presence you know what I mean.
Read all reviews for Jasper Stone →
Jasper takes you into a whole 'nother world. Sure you park your car. Sure you find a way to satisfy the meter. Sure you jaywalk with your head on a swivel. Sure you stand awkwardly in the street hoping to get buzzed in. But when the door opens to this beautiful, dark-eyed, beguiling, impeccably groomed and attired Aphrodite, you are transported.
Read all reviews for Tyler →
Tyler is the shit! You walk in and there she stands - Tall, dark haired, darkeyed, beautiful, body of a gym rat, tattooed triumphantly, runners legs, flat belly and, she makes me laugh. That was my initial read and it only got better.
Read all reviews for Melissa →
I met Melissa at her office building location. It was busy and lots of activity nearby. She is a somewhat attractive Latina who works sometimes in the Twin Cities and sometimes in Las Vegas. Her massage is light and pleasant in that any type of touch is typically pleasant.
Read all reviews for Soraya / Sarai →
Let me make one thing clear - Soroya is a very beautiful woman. She looks like an actress though I cannot think of which one. Beautifully shaped face. Dark brown eyes that melt you. A great genetic mix of Italian and Latina. Body is quite good. She works out a lot and it shows. She has beautiful white teeth and when she talks to you and looks you directly in the eyes and then smiles, it is quite a lovely jolt. I think she is insanely busy which would make sense. She likes tequila.
Read all reviews for Velma / Avery →
I had been trying to get into seeing Avery for a long time. I was grateful to finally meet her. She is pretty, as others have said, but not lavish. Not overly tattooed or made up - just a straight-up pretty girl with great eye contact and an improbably excellent body. You are relaxed right away because she is so chill and so wonderfully professional.
Read all reviews for Mandi →
I was referred to Mandi by another provider. I was given her address and then asked to wait in her parking area until she called with instructions. She called and I went in. I was met by Mandi and her dog inside the apartment. Mandi is an attractive blond with a hard, fit body. Body fat has disappeared a while ago. She is very sweet to meet and she firsts offers you her bathroom and then asks you to undress and get on her table. She may have left the room or she may not have, but the massage began.
Read all reviews for Nala →
Met Nala at a very familiar location in South Minneapolis. One of the places where the girls all sit in lingerie playing cards waiting for their appointment. The "rooms" are curtained off so there is not a lot of privacy. You know pretty much what is going on in the next room and they know what is going on in your room. It was also a very hot and humid day which did not add to the ambiance.
Read all reviews for Kim →
I made an appointment with Kim for a one hour massage. The location is pretty close to downtown and I have been there before. I was greeted by Kim who is a delightfully cute curvy Minnesota Asian. Later on (after our session) she introduced me to her twin sister who is also a delightfully cute curvy Minnesota Asian and works out of the same location. They offer a 4 hands which looks very interesting. I would definitely see Kim again or Maybe Kali, or maybe both.
Read all reviews for Anna →
I met Anna specifically because I was told her massage skills were excellent, on par with a CMT. She is an attractive, fit, and intelligent woman who is easy to be with. She was very specific with her instructions so I was able to find my way in. She is an independent provider that I really enjoy versus walking into a room where multiple providers and clients can congregate. I have been to both types of locations and find the location where you are alone with your provider as more comfortable and I am able to enjoy and relax more deeply. I highly recommend Anna.
Read all reviews for Allie May →
I set up a 60 minute massage with Allie May and I am glad I did. She is very pretty and very fit as she works out very faithfully every day. The in-call was in a decent neighborhood and easy to park. I would definitely repeat with Allie May.
Read all reviews for Aileen →
Aileen is a trip. A great rigorous trip at a velocity you sometimes want to slow down. I arrived bearing wine and a book of poetry - I was in an irreverent mood. I knocked on the door and she opened it, hiding behind the door with a big grin and an immediate sense of lightness and an elf-like impishness that draws your own elf out.. my elf came out and we had a lovely time. She looks mid 20's at most. You will have a lovely time if you schedule Aileen. It’s like a sure thing.
Read all reviews for ChrissyB / Phoebe Jacobs / Heidi / →
I had recently returned to the twin cities and needed a good CMT level massage. Chrissy offers that in her ads and is clearly both a CMT level provider and a sensual provider. Her location is in a very nice area of town. The office is clean and professional and Chrissy is very pretty with a splendid and very natural body. Her pictures are real. We talked about my wanting a real CMT level massage and she talked about how hard she worked for her CMT and how she tried to provide a real healing massage experience along with a sensual experience. I was not disappointed.
Read all reviews for Maya Rivers →
Maya shares an apartment with another provider. I was told to arrive on time and only on time or I would not be buzzed up I arrived on time, got buzzed up, and entered per instructions without knocking. The roommate was there and asked if I was there to see Maya. Telling her I was she pointed my to Myas room Upon entering the room it was empty but turning the corner, there was Maya, brushing her teeth with an electronic toothbrush. I actually found it charming. I back out and waited in the living room. When Maya came in the was really pleased to see me - always a nice thing - and she looked great. Black one-piece lingerie and wearing her glasses - which made her bookish and hot. (She has three degrees, the bookish is real) She has large firm natural breasts but is otherwise quite slender. I was pleased. We talked for a bit and I told her I hoped that she could coach me into pleasing her in ways she likes to be pleased. She thought she could manage. We decided to begin with a massage of my back, with lots of affectionate kisses and embraces.
Read all reviews for Annie →
Incall location near USBank stadium. Easy parking. Arrived a few minutes early so as to be at her door exactly on time. At exact time I opened door to apartment and she seemed surprised to see me, said I was early (I was not). She was wearing a robe and directed me into a room with a futon on the floor and told me to get undressed. I did and lay face down. She was in relatively quickly and started chatting. I chatted as well. She talked of her mixed heritage and that she played lacrosse and had a chance to play it collegiately but it was not of interest.
Read all reviews for Luna Bella →
Luna Bella is about how you would imagine her from her pictures. She is lithe, curvy, petite and athletic all at the same time. It is a dancer's body; an athletic enticing dancer's body. She greets you like a long last friend in a silk robe with the shower already running. I told her I did not need a shower and was led to the massage table. I was already smiling.
Read all reviews for Holly Gray →
Holly is a very beautiful young woman. She has striking good looks with a strikingly shapely body. I saw her pretty early in her incarnation as a provider and I suspect she has likely grown into the role. Chemistry is indefinable and sometimes chemistry is simply the fact of beauty, but other times it is less tangible and needs a submolecular connection in addition to the visual. I probably need another visit with Holly. I recommend her for those who love being with beautiful women.
Read all reviews for Olivia Clark →
I scheduled with Olivia in April and she is so sweet in her communication you start to like her already. Shee emailed the night before and said "start getting excited" which I thought a nice approach to life. Her studio is on a busy street with a lot of parking and you just enter and voila - there was this beautiful cat-eyed young woman a silk robe. She led my to a floor mattress which seemed clean and inviting. I did what I usually do when waiting, I meditate and await. She came in in a one-piece lingerie that was perfect. She immediately started with a massage.