JORGELINGUS

Oct 1, 2017

Review by JORGELINGUS, October, 2017

I have only been hobbying for a few months, but as there is so much candy in the store and as I am a 58 year old going on 18 at heart I am gorging. I want to say up front that I was not at my best with Jayde. My appointment with her came at the end of an escort mini-bender whereupon I saw five ladies in three days. As Mick Jagger once decried "I just don't have that much jam". I did apprise Jayde of this situation, so we really took it slow. I had arrived at her beautiful incall overlooking the ACC with fruit, juice, a nice pink Veuve and a cactus plant in hand (I figure a working girl has only so much time to water the fucking plants). We chatted about life and our children. I first learned about Jayde not from Terb but from a radio interview I heard of her a few weeks back. She mentioned she had a 17 yo daughter which made me think of my 17 yo son. So we compared notes on our kids and talked of many other things. I have so many questions about this industry that sometimes when I meet a new SP and she has a copacetic personality, I can lose myself in the conversational preamble to the purpose of the visit. Finally we looked at the time and while I had booked a generous block, we realized that we better "get down to it" as the dear departed Frank Zappa intoned in Dinah Moe Humm (for you other old bastards on this board). I showered and Jayde peeled off the cocktail dress I had asked her to wear to reveal her resplendent milfness in a superbly styled french lingerie set. George Junior did actually yawn and stretch a little at that visual, in spite of himself. We repaired to the bedroom and Jayde expertly coaxed me into the game with her oral, verbal and manual skills.