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Beautiful Sky / Sexy Sky / Hazle

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Apr 1, 2009

Review by ORWELL, April, 2009

I had seen her ads a lot and have always been interested in making an appointment, but she's usually around LAX, and I'm sorry, I just don't want to schlep myself down there for any reason. But I saw that she and her partner Audum were in Hollywood, so I thought I'd give it a go. When I called her she sounded sort of tired, unenthused, or just possibly stoned. We made an appointment, and I showed up promptly. Audum was there playing Solitaire on the computer. Sky had hardly anything at all to say. In fact, I don't think she said more than three words the entire time I was there. But it really is her and she is quite cute if you like them young and skinny, like Ivana Fukalot.

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Lacy

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Mar 1, 2009

Review by ORWELL, March, 2009

I'm not stupid, so I knew going in that the Playboy picture that she uses on her website was not going to be her, especially at the discount prices that she advertises, but I still thought, what the fuck. She was very friendly on the phone. I made an appointment for a couple hours after I called which she said would be perfect. So, I call her 15 minutes before our scheduled time and she gives me directions and everything is fine. I get there and she is okay looking facially, but she's got a pretty big pot belly. Oh well. She asks to feel my crotch to make sure I'm not Johnny Law and I oblige. So then...

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Kyla / Tori

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Jan 1, 2009

Review by ORWELL, January, 2009

Saw her ad on Craig's List and I figured out that the other girl that she was working with was Malia, who looked pretty smoking in the photos (which, of course, turned out not to be her.) I think that Kyla's pictures are actually her but I'm not 100% sure being that those kind of bleached blonde party girls all seem to look the same. I made an appointment to see her and Malia. On the phone, Kyla told me that they would both take care of me fully. I showed up at the hotel a half hour later and could not get either her or Malia to pick up the phone. I waited about an hour (!) and then took off.

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Brooklyn

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Jan 1, 2009

Review by ORWELL, January, 2009

Saw the photos and knew I had to see her ASAP. She looked like one of the Hessians (i.e., serious pot smoking headbangers) from my high school days. Awkward make up job, way too much eye shadow and a pretty strong foundation to cover up some acne on the side of her face. But, let me tell you, it was all about the boobs, which contrary to what a previous reviewer wrote, are not only real, but they are evidence that there is a merciful god looking down on us. She had a little dog named Beemer that jumps all over everything. Anyway, she was quite friendly and did not disappoint.

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Amber Amoura / Natalie Brookes

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Jan 1, 2009

Review by ORWELL, January, 2009

So, I called her and made an appointment to see her during my lunch break. Unfortunately, like many women of this profession, she flaked so I just sat in my car and then headed back to work after making 25 phone calls to her cell. So, she then calls me back later and so I figured what the hell, and went back to see her. This time she was there. Goddamn is she hot.

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Selena Grace / Selekitten

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Apr 1, 2008

Review by ORWELL, April, 2008

Her photos seem to be too good to be true, especially for the donation she asks, but, fear not, they're really her. She's really pretty and has a stunning body, if you like them petite. Easy to make the appointment, I called and got her voice mail, but she called right back and I made an appointment for a bit later.

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Kim

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Sep 1, 2007

Review by ORWELL, September, 2007

I've seen her a couple times now due to her nearby location and price. She has a very pretty face, it's a shame she doesn't get better pictures. Unless you only like really skinny girls, you probably won't be disappointed with her shapely body. Once I called and she said come over, but then wouldn't answer her phone, but that's just the nature of the biz. Parking is sometimes challenging. She gives a very nice oil massage, even if you just go in for a quicky.

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Star

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Sep 1, 2007

Review by ORWELL, September, 2007

She was easy to get ahold of. She had me park in a minimall, where I called her again. First time she didn't pick up, but I called her again right after and she did pick up. So off I went to her motel. She's pretty and very large, but not really fat.

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Lisa

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Aug 1, 2007

Review by ORWELL, August, 2007

The first problem was that she had no idea what her address was. She had to ask some guy in her room (a customer? a pimp?) But I finally managed to find where she was. She opened the door and of course looked nothing like the photos that lured me over there. She's not obese, but she does have many extra pounds on her. Plus, she just had a raunchy, used up look. I thought about bolting, but what the hell.

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Sky

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Jun 1, 2007

Review by ORWELL, June, 2007

I arrived at the Glendale motel using the dreaded five call system (that's where they tell you the city, then tell you the street, then tell you the hotel name, then tell you the room number, etc.) I arrived and found a beautiful, dressed woman who answered the door. She yelled at her friend, Abby, who then came out of the shower in a towel, sporting many tats and bruises. Clearly, Abby was mentoring her better looking friend in the ways of the escort.

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Jessica

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Mar 1, 2007

Review by ORWELL, March, 2007

Called and got the address to a familiar motel on Highland. The girl who opened the door could very well be the same one from the photos. It's sort of hard to tell being that she appears beheaded in the photos. But she was cute, and I only signed up for a quickie so off came the clothes.

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Lana

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Jan 1, 2007

Review by ORWELL, January, 2007

She picked up right away and directed me to a somewhat scary part of Hollywood where she instructed me to get out of my car and wait for her to show up. So, I hung out while the crack dealers and homeless walked by me suspiciously. Finally, she called me on my cell and walked towards me. She looked pretty tall in her high heels and just like the photos. She's obviously a pretty cool, smart chick all around. We walked to a mostly empty, yet spacious house that she and her roommate just use for business (they actually live in an apartment across the street.) She put on some music and did a pretty sexy dance in her lingerie. I got naked and she got down to her bra and she gave me the most awesome massage I've ever had from an escort. She has a very sexy body, even though her boobs are a bit saggy (nice, suckable nipples, though) And then I flipped over...

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Chandra Vega / Anna Lisa / Shana

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Mar 1, 2006

Review by ORWELL, March, 2006

Those CL addicts have by now seen her ads with the snails and the diaries and such. So, I thought I'd give her a try. I had tried calling a few times before but this was the first time I got through. Made an appointment for an hour later at some divey hotel (which I prefer to the WeHo hotels with the 15 dollar valet parking). We talked for a bit and discussed prices and services, and then she went into to take a shower. Warning: She does have a lot of tattoos and unshaved armpits, so if that's a dealbreaker, search elsewhere.

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14 Customer Reviews by ORWELL

Beautiful Sky / Sexy Sky / Hazle

Review by ORWELL, April, 2009

Tiffany Holiday

Review by ORWELL, March, 2009

Lacy

Review by ORWELL, March, 2009

Kyla / Tori

Review by ORWELL, January, 2009

Brooklyn

Review by ORWELL, January, 2009

Amber Amoura / Natalie Brookes

Review by ORWELL, January, 2009

Selena Grace / Selekitten

Review by ORWELL, April, 2008

Kim

Review by ORWELL, September, 2007

Star

Review by ORWELL, September, 2007

Lisa

Review by ORWELL, August, 2007

Sky

Review by ORWELL, June, 2007

Jessica

Review by ORWELL, March, 2007

Lana

Review by ORWELL, January, 2007

Chandra Vega / Anna Lisa / Shana

Review by ORWELL, March, 2006

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