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Callie

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Jan 1, 2015

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, January, 2015

She was having some car trouble, so I picked her up from my house and drove her to a local no-tell. This was worrying, as I was concerned that we might be recognized, but the no-tel was nearby and we got there without mishap. On the way we chatted about this and that. She seemed to be cheerful and bright. She did not have hats, but that was not a problem, since I always bring my own. We got into the room, and took care of the pleasantries. She is young, a little chubby/plump, but not what I would consider fat. No evidence of drug abuse, she was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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Lacey

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May 1, 2012

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, May, 2012

The need was upon me, so I made the call and arranged a half-hour appointment. She was staying at what I consider to be the worst hotel in town, but at least it was nearby. She looked much older than her pictures. She claimed to be 43, but she looked older. My first impulse was to run and not look back, but I thought "what the heck" and went ahead. VIPs read on...

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Heather

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Dec 1, 2009

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, December, 2009

Heather was passing through my town on her tour, so after trading e-mails we arranged a meeting at a nearby hotel. Her e-mails were hastily-written, but showed an uncommonly pleasant attitude. The assignation was delayed a couple of times; the first delay was by mutual consent - she was traveling with another provider who had an appt; she didn't want the two appointments to go back-to-back, and neither did I. The second delay was due to a wardrobe malfunction - I had requested specific attire, which she had unfortunately left behind, so she decided to run out and procure some, which was very nice of her. At the door, I was greeted warmly by a very tall lady. Then she took off her high heels; and she was no longer too tall for me. Then she...

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Lady Rose / Lovely Gunns / MLG

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Sep 1, 2009

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, September, 2009

I heard that Miss Lovely Gunns (shounds like shomething Sean Connery would shay) was visiting my town. A couple of e-mails, a couple of references and a couple of phone calls, and the date was set at a rather upscale hotel at a surprisingly convenient location. Since this was our first meeting, I had sent her a copy of my FAQ - a description of me and my requirements. Gentleman, I highly recommend this; it saves a lot of guessing games (she can't read your mind, you know!) and helps to avoid misunderstandings... I knocked. The door opened. I walked in... The pictures don't lie, but she even nicer in person; she is a very attractive lady. She was dressed in a naughty shortie nightie. So far so good. Moments later, I had misplaced my clothes...

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5 Customer Reviews by SAUSAGEMEET

Callie

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, January, 2015

Katelin / Jaylinn / Star

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, January, 2015

Lacey

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, May, 2012

Heather

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, December, 2009

Lady Rose / Lovely Gunns / MLG

Review by SAUSAGEMEET, September, 2009

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