FUNTYME2 is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 43 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.4 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Bella →
Quick to laugh, great conversation, very smart...felt like I knew her longer! Actually enjoyed our convo almost as much as..well, you know. She's real and if you like what you see, book with confidence!
Read all reviews for Banging Bunny →
Bunny's ad is one of those ones where I kept seeing it and it started growing on me (or maybe was it that I started growing when I kept seeing it?) I tried to call her a few times but we never connected. This made me start obsessing as I sometimes do, and before long I was able to connect with her. Glad I did, and although I didn't pioneer this experiences as she has two other reviews, Bunny was awesome and very service oriented. I'm happy I met her, and I recommend seeing her if you like her pics. I will actually add her to my go-to list.
Read all reviews for Skye Highlife →
My appointment with Skye was awesome. From the first text contact, she was really friendly and sounded like she was looking forward to seeing me. This general pleasant vibe was maintained throughout our session. She was friendly without being overly chatty in a time-wasting kind of way, and we exchanged pleasantries as we got ready for our date. I have seen Skye a few times now and each date gets better and better!
Read all reviews for Juicy BBW Peach →
I saw Peach's ad a good while/months ago and never pulled the trigger. We had started talking plans, but then she left the area. This time, I was minding my business when I got a text from her that she was in town. Coincidentally, I was totally in the mood to see someone new. She seemed to be a more mature provider so I figured it wouldn't be too much of a risk; the older ladies are about their business, but also seem willing to have fun doing it. They're also usually a safer bet when I do want to take a chance on someone new in that they will perform well, look like their pics, and be susceptible to a gentleman who acts right and allows them to let their guard down and have a good time within reason. I was already comfortable that she wasn't LEO, but admittedly the unsolicited text had me a bit cautious as I rolled up. But I did roll up, lol. A few quick confirmation texts along the way, and I was in with no issues. Peaches ultimately blew me away, and I wasn't ready for how much of a firecracker she was! I would highly recommend her if you like what you see, and hope to see her again if she's in the area. Really nice lady, super fun and professional, great provider, and a safe bet.
Read all reviews for Alex →
OMG this girl. So I actually saw her like, a year or more ago and then stopped seeing her ad. The first time was great and she was very sweet. But THIS time...I left her place and saved her info and added her as a save worthy in the websites I use, and almost doubled back the same night!! Alex really turned up the heat and we had an amazing time, even though it was only a QV.
Read all reviews for Taylorr →
Although I think Taylorr would be great with anyone, I will temper my review with a YMMV because we seemed to hit it off extremely well. Her hotel was easy to get to and no issues with parking, etc. Her pictures were attractive to me but I had been putting her off for a few days as she was new to the area and I didn't feel like taking one for the team at first. Between my lowered expectations, lack of strong cash reserves that day, and my apprehension based on appointment misfires all week, I was ready for a let-down. Boy was I pleasantly surprised.
Read all reviews for BBW CIROC CEO Pam →
When I first saw Ciroc's ad I wanted to add someone to my short list. I did some research to make sure as best as possible that she wasn't LEO. Then did a quick intro text, got confirmation and I headed out. I had a super hot time and I would recommend her, and have already seen her a few time. She can be hard to get and there is a delay on outcalls, but she's really nice, almost lover-like, and a safe bet.
Read all reviews for Zoey →
I had to wait a few days to write this for some objectivity. But it didn't work. As soon as I started writing this review and reminiscing, I was ready to go back to her...right now. Zoey was a great find and an amazing provided. It helped for starters that she looks like a co-worker I been wanting to fool around with, so the visuals were great from the front door, but Zoey is amazing to me in her own rights. I highly recommend her if you like what you see in the pics and you want a fun and believable time.
Read all reviews for Becky →
Becky's ad was calling to me because I wanted to drop my kids off for the day. I was glad to have met her. She was sexy, warm, friendly, and really has great customer service. I was able to almost convince myself that she was really into me personally and not just performing a service and she comes off like a friend and not just a service provider. I recommend!
Read all reviews for Alexis →
My date with Alexis was an awesome experience. She provided me one of the most satisfying experience I have had in a while, and her friendliness, professionalism, and sexuality were apparent long before we were even in the same room together. You don't always find this kind of comfort level and service these days. She's just the greatest. I have pretty much given up on almost all my other regulars and see her exclusively, taking a break here and there to keep perspective. Yes, I've been that thirsty, and I'm sure it's not just me that she treats with such familiarity. Selfishly, I hope she stays around a while.
Read all reviews for Juicy →
I have been trying to link with Juicy for a while. Finally got her late late one night, and glad I did. Felt like I'm visiting a long time homegirl from the start!
Read all reviews for Jerzey →
When Jerzey's ad showed up, I was intrigued. Doing a quick search showed a good review, so I felt comfortable that at the least she wasn't a cop, and at best I would just be nice to her and see what develops. I'm glad I got a chance to meet Jerzey. She was a fun playmate and did the trick during our time together.
Read all reviews for Zoey →
Zoey was one of those "hail Mary" meetups. Her pics looked pretty good, and I didn't want to end the night with no core after trying quite a few numbers with no luck, so I gave her a try. She was a very sweet, calm and professional lady. Although there were no sparks between us, she checked off all the boxes and it was nice to meet her. Zoey was nice, very accommodating and available late.
Read all reviews for Goldie →
Goldie was a a great last-minute decision. She was conveniently located and priced, sexy, funny, exotic and an amazing GFE-lite date. We had some natural chemistry going, and her looks are mature and sultry. She's an incredible not-so-secret secret gem here in Orlando. Treat her well, and VIP'S read on...
Read all reviews for Kilya →
Kilya had been on my radar for a long time, and just never got around to seeing her. I was new to the area when I first saw her ad, and was worried I would be catfished. My concerns were relieved the moment she opened the door! Kilya is a cute, curvy girl who is a bundle of energy. She is willing to talk to make you comfortable with her, but when she gets going, lookout! See her if you like big-breasted and big-bootied Trinidadian girls. Recommend and will return.
Read all reviews for Dede →
For a few years now I have been patrolling Escortlist trying to find a diamond in the rough which is very much a crapshoot. Once in a while I get lucky, and I meet a girl who provides a really nice time. Dede/La Zora was that girl, and our session was that good time. I been a regular for a while now and she's been sure fire every time. If you just want to see a pretty Puerto Rican girl who is mature, sultry and friendly, and you're not expecting turn down service with a mint on the pillow, check her out and I think she'll treat you well. I recommend her with a YMMV.
Read all reviews for Montana →
OMG I am low-key crushing on this girl. She is my go-to, and every sesh gets better and better. She is always friendly, responsive, on time, and genuinely gets into the action with me. A little respect goes a long way with her since day one, and we now have a really good vibe going on. As always ymmv, but I recommend her without reservation and will be back until the day she's done doing this.
Read all reviews for Brooklyn / Caribbean Play Doll →
Brooklyn, or Caribbean Play Doll as she now calls herself, has been one of my (if not my only) all-time go to's since relocating to the Florida area. When I first saw her ad, I ignored it for months, I just was certain she was a catfish! One day the curiosity just got the best of me and I went through with a call and a date. Turned out not only was she amazing, but I have been in lust with her ever since. Nowadays, It seems whenever a lady gets a bunch of great reviews and an increase in business, she goes off the radar, or gets less into the session. If this happens with Brooklyn, I'll count myself as one of the fortunate few who got to experience a truly amazing independent provider. She is always genuinely friendly, funny, and so sweet I almost forget to pay her thinking we're on a date. When it was time to party, it's like she left the room and her alter ego came in and made me sorry that I didn't have more money to throw at her for more time. Brooklyn has always been one great surprise after another. Vip's see why. The rest of you call her NOW while I'm at work so she'll be free later!!
Read all reviews for Stella →
I was curious about Stella from reviews here and on the local site she was on in my area. I have been seeing her pics for a few weeks and to be truthful...I wasn't overly moved to get at her. However, the more I saw her tats and curvy frame, my excitement just set me off and I decided to add her to the short list. Looking at her reviews I said..."Meh, let's call her after we call provider A", and provider "A" never picked up so she was put up to bat. With Stella being in a nearby part of town, I set out to her no-tell with no issues. I had the definition of a nice time!
Read all reviews for Chocolate Thundah →
When I saw Coco/Thundah's ad, I was in the mood to see someone new. She seemed to be a more mature provider so I figured it wouldn't be too much of a risk; the older ladies are even more about their business than the younger ones, but also seem willing to have fun doing it. They're also a safer bet when I do want to take a chance on someone new. So I did some research to make sure as best as possible that she wasn't LEO. Then did a quick call, get confirmation and I was on my way. Ultimately I had a nice time. I would recommend her, and may see her again if she's in the area for a while. Really nice lady, great provider, and a pretty safe bet.
Read all reviews for Victoria Snow →
So at the un-Godly hour of whatever-o-clock I get the urge. Because most normal people who aren't working are sleeping, no one I really planned to see was answering, so Victoria became my hail-Mary. Happy to say that I'm glad I took a chance on her. She was a nice and interesting change from my usual suspects, and although the Earth didn't move, I had the definition of a nice time with no drama, and would definitely see her again. I think still waters may run deep with this one.
Read all reviews for Lucky →
Having been in the game for a while now, I feel like I've seen and done most things. Even porn stars don't really blow my mind as much as one would think. Having said that, I kinda walked into Lucky's place confidently and expected to make myself a good time no matter what was going on with er because sometimes the celebs have a lot going on. I had a really, really fun time, and I'm happy to say that I finally, er...got Lucky (cymbal crash).
Read all reviews for Susan / Rose →
Susan is my first local provider since relocating to Orlando. I have now seen her numerous times and she is my go-to girl, providing a great service at a reasonable price. She is very sweet, friendly, likes to talk a little before the fun, is available late, and is the definition of delivers as promised. I recommend her if you are in the mood and like her previous reviews and her pics.
Read all reviews for Tommi / Nikki Banks →
So just checked off the Tomii box on my list of ladies I want to see. Great decision to visit! And she's more than a checklist item, I'll be trying to see her on the regular. Personally she was perfect for me as she had almost all of the attributes I generally want in a session with a younger girl but don't expect to find. I had a completely ass-kicking session with Tomii and at it's conclusion I stumbled back to my car way more happy and exhausted than I planned to be. . I seriously almost pulled a muscle during out visit; definition of a good problem! Book with confidence, treat her well and I can't imaging you won't have an ass-kick of a session yourself.
Read all reviews for Brianna Belle →
I have been seeing Brianna's ads for a long time. It wasn't until recently that I could host her, or drive to where she usually is in Southern MD. I gave her a call and she picked up sounding very casual. Definitely got a bit of a "New Yawker" vibe from her which was most welcome. Meeting Brianna was a fun time within her limits, and I'm particularly glad that I got to see her at my place and not driving as far as I would've had to to see her.
Read all reviews for Lady B →
I have seen Lady B's pics almost a s long as I've been hobbying. Having seen her girl Honey years ago, I was always knew I would catch up with her. Whenever her ads were up, they advertised her doing out calls and I never could host her. The stars aligned one night and I was able to have her over, and had a really good time. Not too many surprises with Lady B as she has reviews already, and I'm glad to be able to say I saw her, and will repeat with confidence.
Read all reviews for Bambi / Bonita / Lovely Hands →
After seeing Bonita's ads for what seemed like forever, I decided to visit this local lady in hopes of getting a great massage and perhaps becoming a regular. While Bonita was really nice and had a great personality, I did not find her massage to be as good as I hoped. While I'm glad I finally went to see Bonita and I liked her personally, I don't think I'll repeat as there are better options for massage and a handy in this area.
Read all reviews for Premadonna →
Premadonna's ad is one of those ones where I kept seeing it and it started growing on me (or maybe was it that I started growing when I kept seeing it?) I tried to call her a few times but we never connected. This made me start obsessing as I sometimes do, and before long I was able to connect with her. Glad I did, and although I didn't pioneer this experiences as she has two other reviews, Premadonna to me was awesome and very service oriented. I only wish I could give her a higher score because in my mind she deserves it. I'm happy I met her, and I recommend seeing her if you like her pics. I will actually add her to my go-to list.
Read all reviews for Crystal Springs →
Wow, Crystal was a great time! I had been seeing her reviews but hated to go as far as her location would take me. As of late I've been hyper-critical of the younger girls, since even the fun ones seem to burn out or get jaded faster, even after having been well reviewed. My more mature providers always are willing to at least play along, so I had been infrequently seeing girls in her age bracket and mostly visiting my more 'guaranteed' regs. Still, I'm glad I saw Crystal as she was a lot of fun, and I will and have repeated already.
Read all reviews for Madison / Maddie / Maddy →
Oh wow. I knew that I should've seen this sexy young lady before now, and I'm glad I finally followed my own feelings. Finally connected with Madison after about a year of false starts and back pedaling; now I'm sorry that I wasted a year not seeing her. Madison has instantly become a member of my heavy rotation list, so obviously I recommend her. My rating actually isn't as high as I'd like per TER rules, but If you've been on the fence about seeing her like me, just go for it. If you treat her well, I can't imagine that you won't have a great time too. Here's why:
Read all reviews for Yaijah →
For a few years now I have been patrolling Backpage trying to find a diamond in the rough which is very much a crapshoot. Once in a while I get lucky, and I meet a girl who provides a really nice time. Yaijah was that girl, and our session was that good time. So if you just want to see a really cute, curvy asian girl which can be rare, and you're not expecting turn down service with a mint on the pillow, check her out and I think she'll treat you well. I recommend her with a YMMV.
Read all reviews for Gigi / GeeGee / Vanessa Star / Rene →
I have been leaning towards the more mature provider as of late. Gigi was perfect for what I was looking for as she is more of a GFE-type provider, doesn't mind a little conversation, and is very into the session. This is embarrasing, but I thnk I saw her years ago and forgot, becaiuse she seemed familiar to me both in looks and attitude. I've covered a good amount of ground in this hobby so it's possible. Anyway, this time was a good one, so before I forget again...I recommend!
Read all reviews for Goldie Sweets →
Every once in a while I meet a girl who frankly I just can't imagine doing anything else but doing what we're here to do. That may be an ignorant character summation, but Goldie is really that girl. She looks freaky, acts freaky,and IS freaky in the best of ways. She says she's in school but I don't care and God help me but I hope she stays around and doesn't quit anytime soon. FREAK!!See her today...or don't so I can get an appointment more easily.
Read all reviews for Monique →
I've been trying to see Monique ever since I saw her ads on Backpage a year or so ago, but kep missing her. Glad I persisted. Monique is a friendly, laid back lady who seems to like what she does and is not jaded. I had a great, GFE-style time and plan to see her again soon!
Read all reviews for Cassie Sinclair →
Had to see what all the hype was about. Cassie is a true sweetheart, as nice and friendly as can be. She reminded me of hooking up in college with the cute girl at the dorm party. She was friendly, conversational, very relaxed, and with a maturity that misrepresents her actual age. I had a great time with Cassie and I'm glad I kept trying to get in touch.
Read all reviews for Candy Cane →
I've seen candy's posts a number of times, and very profusely whenever she's in the area. Candy is an attractive young lady. She seemed very much in this for the money, which is fine. I think I was hoping to continue my streak of luck with finding friendly, flexible, inexpensive providers that perform above their price range. Didn't happen here, and I should have ponied up more cash for someone who would be more what I was looking for that day, like a GFE-type. While she performs well enough, I won't repeat for the reasons below. YMMV...
Read all reviews for Camile Jones →
Camile has been posting for a while and was on my to-do list. Finally got around "to-do" ing her (hee hee). Two call system and she was available immediately with no fuss. She's a tall lady with dangerous curves and a really friendly attitude. Camile was fantastic, a really friendly and fun lady to be with. I recommend her highly!
Read all reviews for Kimberlee Coxxx →
I had been seeing Kimberlee's ad for a while but had really just been too lazy to travel where she was. When her ads indicated she was in my general area, I jumped at the chance. I had seen plenty of reviews on Kimberlee and also some of her website short takes, so I kind of knew what to expect. For the price, she was great and was a fun time.
Read all reviews for Tasha Fierce →
Having seen Tasha's reviews I wanted to meet her and see what she was like. I was pleasantly surprised that she was offering outcalls so I called her and she answered. Tasha is even more cute than her pics reveal her to be. She arrived on time and to her credit had to put up with a few rookie miss-steps from me which thankfully did not detract from our time at all. I had a fantastic time with her and I can't wait to see her again!
Read all reviews for Kali Dreams →
I gave Kali a call pretty late on a weeknight. I didn't expect to get through but she picked up on the first ring, sounding sweet and friendly. I set a time up and headed out to her location not far from me. Two call system, and after having to go all the way downtown to avoid a police barricade because of something happening on the Key Bridge, I was there! Kali was exactly like her hot pics, and was friendly and relaxed from the start. I was rushed so I didn't get to do much, but what we did was fun...and a steal at what she charges compared to her service, especially as a bonafide porn star! I recommend her.
Read all reviews for Samantha Smith →
Having seen Samantha's ads for some time and reading more than a few reviews, I knew it was a no-brainer to see her. I called her and she picked up. We set an out call for a few hours later. Samantha was everything I hoped she would be. A nice change from the type of woman I usually see, and well worth the time and money. I was sorry I waited so long to see her!
Read all reviews for Poizon Ivy XXX / Ila Blue / Ivy Belle →
I saw postings on Backpage for Ivy, and saw she was my type. One of her postings had her website and some videos, which made me even more eager, so I called her even though it was late. We made plans for early the next day which was necessary due to having to go to work in the afternoon. Ivy is a thick, attractive woman. My time with Ivy was fun, but I got her pretty early and I think she may be even more exciting on a later in the day visit.
Read all reviews for Thundder / Kitten / Tee →
Thundder has been on my radar for a year, and just never got around to seeing her. Also I wasn't sure if she would be a little too ghetto for my tastes (gotta watch out on Craigslist; it's a crapshoot!). My concerns were relieved the moment she opened the door! Thundder is a cute, curvy girl who is a bundle of youthful energy. She talks a lot to make you compfortable with her, but when she gets going, lookout! See her if you like dark-skinned, big-breasted and big-bootied young girls. Recommend and will return.