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LOANSOMEJOHNSON

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4.3125 out of 5 stars

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LOANSOMEJOHNSON is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 16 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.3 out of 5 stars.

16 Customer Reviews by LOANSOMEJOHNSON

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Qveenie

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2026

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, January, 2026

I Initially contacted her via P411 about a week in advance of a business trip, which also served as all the screening needed, and we set up an early afternoon appointment. Qveenie (the V is silent) is much prettier than her pictures. She is listed as 'curvy' in her description, but I don't consider her as curvy, while not skinny, she has one of the nicest bodies I've had the pleasure to be with. If you have the opportunity to see her, you will see that she is GFE to the max and not a clock watcher. Absolute sweetheart and if in the area again, I'll certainly look her up.

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Bubbles DFW

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2026

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, January, 2026

I had made contact prior to a business trip via P411, this also served as all the verification needed. She made it to my room exactly on time. It's reported that Bubbles is over 50, but she has a body most teens and 20 somethings would kill for. During our time together, Bubbles had a constant smile and gave the impression that she was exactly where she wanted to be and didn't want to be anywhere else. I had a wonderful time and would not hesitate to see her again.

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Luiza Brazil

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2025

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, May, 2025

Saw she was visiting my area on Tryst and P411, by all accounts she seemed like a good time. Verification was simple through P411 and comms were prompt and professional and she set the appointment to my preferred date and time. Standard 2 call set up, she gave me the room number to her suite and told me to come in, the door would be open. When I walked in, she came out of the bedroom in some very sexy and revealing lingerie, and wow, what a view! Talk about a stacked beauty, she is a sexy pro and good times followed.

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Danielle Squirts / Danielle Lilly

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2021

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, August, 2021

I made contact with Danielle several days prior via P411, this also served as all the screening needed. Standard 2-text set up. Danielle is a dynamo PSE provider. Maybe a little too aggressive for me, and I don't mean that in a derogatory way, I don't regret seeing her and I have fond memories of our visit. I paid for and received 90 minutes of non stop action, she didn't rush me or up sell or clock watch or hold anything back- all traits of the 1st rate high end provider she is. I just prefer a more sensual GFE experience. VIPs read on, non VIPs, she's a great time.

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HarperDBlack

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4 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2021

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, July, 2021

I first contacted her via email about a week in advance of our meeting. Harper is a rare find in a provider, college educated professional and an all around sweetheart AND she'll knock your socks off, ensuring you are well taken care of while showing appreciation for your efforts. Take care of this one, guys, and maybe she'll stay in the game for awhile.

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Selena25

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2020

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, May, 2020

I contacted Selena about a week in advance of a road trip. This made verification a snap and she was pleasant and easy to deal with. This gal is a dynamo and knocked my socks off. I wont hesitate to repeat if our paths cross again.

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Allie Cat

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2020

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, January, 2020

Knowing I was going to be in Chicago on business, I found Allie here and on P411, which also served as screening. She showed up on time and I was pleased with her appearance, tall- about 5-9 and pretty. B or C nats. She was dressed conservativly, which I appreciate even though I was from out of town, I don't like unwanted attention. Allie worked hard to please and got the job done. I enjoyed her immensely and give her highest reccommendations.

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Lexi Layne

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4 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2017

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, November, 2017

I contacted Lexi about a week in advance of my trip via P411, this also served as screening. She had a peculiar method of meeting me, she had me drive to a truck stop not far from her incall and she met me there. She got out of her car and walked up to me and introduced herself and told me to follow her. Her incall was, as described in other reviews, low end- not bottom of the barrel, but maybe a 2 star. Her room was neat and clean. I placed the donation on a table and she never mentioned it (I always appreciate that). While chatting we both started disrobing, Lexi has a nice hour glass body, nice B cups and pretty legs and ass. Some baby marks on her belly, but nothing that bothered me. Very energetic and out going, She treated me to a nice time and I would see her again if in the area.

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Montero / Natalie Winters

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5 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2017

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, November, 2017

I was in Chicago on business and had scheduled a session with another provider for the afternoon (a session that had been scheduled many days in advance, I might add) and she flaked on me last minute. I contacted Montero, a provider that I'd had on my radar and sent her a pm via P411 including my phone number, explaining what had happened and could she see me on short notice for 90 minutes and I was in luck, she texted me right away and called asking where I was. I told her and she said this is too cool, I'm 10 minutes away! OMG! This woman claims to be 44 but has a body that girls half her age would kill for. And enough energy to destroy me in the time she was there! Yea, I'm giving high recommendations.

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DoctorPhD KellyB

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5 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2017

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, October, 2017

Dr Kelly posted on the TER Ad Board several weeks ago that she was planning to be here in Lexington and I contacted her via pm on P411 and this also served as simple screening. Once she had her flight and hotel booked she let me know and we set a date to meet. I confirmed the day before and it was a standard 2 text system the time of meeting. Kelly is absolutely beautiful. She's a definition of a tight bodied spinner with a pair of gorgeous natural C or D breasts (they're listed as DD, I think may be a stretch). She is prettier than her photos and she looks dam nice in those. Kelly was wearing a lacy 1 piece teddy that showcased her knock out body. She started dancing for me and at the same time helping me remove articles of clothing...non-VIPs, you can't go wrong, VIPs, read on...

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Sonja

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4 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2017

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, May, 2017

I first contacted Sonja via P411 about a month before a business trip to Nashville. Even though her location is out of the way and in the middle of nowhere, It is a beautiful drive and she is well worth the drive, as others have eluded to. Sonja is very laid back and comfortable to be around.

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Anastacia Allure

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3 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2016

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, September, 2016

We had been in touch via P411 pm for several days planing our time together. This was for an 11::00 am meeting for 90 minutes. Once at the hotel, she text the room number and up I went. Once in the room, I set the envelope on the table next to the TV and asked to use the shower as previously requested. As I disrobed, Anastacia opened the envelope and counted the donation unapologetically right in front of me and walked it across the room and dropped it into her handbag. Not the end of the world, but I thought it odd, maybe someone in the past had shorted her. Overall, I was disappointed with the service. Once out of the shower, I brushed my teeth right in front of her as the sink was in the entry area. And yet no dfk for me. We laid on the bed and she asked a barrage of questions as mentioned in other reviews, some said this gave her an idea how to better provide service and others said it was just a way to eat up their allotted time, I'm inclined to believe the later. She is absolutely beautiful and stunning from head to toe, a brick shit house, and this helps an otherwise plain time. I'm glad I went, but I wont be repeating.

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Ashtyn Belle

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5 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2016

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, August, 2016

Once we agreed on a time that worked for both of us after painless P411 verification, it was a standard 2 call system to her apartment. I knocked and was greeted by a thin, busty milf who seemed truly happy to see me. Ashtyn offered drinks, and a accepted a bottled water. I didn't have time to finish it as we started to hug and make out like teenagers. Probably a good thing I didn't drink all my water yet as I would need some later. I had a wonderful time and it's easy to see why she gets all the wonderful reviews.

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Callie Valleywood

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2015

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, August, 2015

I was traveling through Memphis and thought it would would be nice to take a break at this point and catch a provider for some afternoon delight. I contacted Callie several days prior and we set up a time and place. When I got to her room in a mid level downtown hotel, I was greeted by an outgoing young woman, a little heavier than I prefer, but maybe her performance could make up for it. Callie's not bbw by any means, but heavier than average. 'Curvy' would be the best to describe her. I know she has stellar reviews, but I can't leave one, I felt rushed even though she got the job done. I asked up front for things to go slow and sensual, but she seemed to only know one speed- wide open throttle. I would recommend her to someone who likes hard hitting quick paced sessions.

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Jenny / Cindy

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2 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2014

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, December, 2014

I was in town as a stop over and contacted her via phone. She picked up and texted me with pics, menu and donation rates. I agreed to the 'full service'. Jenny is a thin attractive milf that keeps herself in shape. The type of service I was looking for was not what she delivered. That's not to say it was bad, some of our session was quite fun, however rushed. I asked for an hour and got about half of that and she was gone. ymmv

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Selena Romano

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4 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2014

Review by LOANSOMEJOHNSON, September, 2014

We text each other for a couple of days prior to our meeting. I met Selena at her incall, she is a beautiful woman with a spectacular body, muscular and yet feminine. I, however, did not receive the wonderful enthusiastic service that was conveyed in her previous reviews. Not bad overall, but I felt let down, may have been an off day for her.

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