Review by HIDEDASAUSAGE, September, 2014
Mislead by reviews; deceived by provider: First of all, NONE of the photos in any of those ads are of Nicole. They’re not even the younger version of her. She admitted to me that they are photos of different MILF’s (all of whom she looks nothing like) because she has “a life” outside of escorting. I think Nicole has a pretty face but that’s about the extent of her appeal. If I had to describe her, I'd say she looks like Aimee-Ffion Edwards with red hair in that she’s fuckable and not ugly but a little make-up would go a long way.
She soft spoken sounds intelligent, easy to talk to and although she is a seasoned provider, she seems to require direction for everything outside of kissing. She stands about 5’5”, weighs approximately 190 to 210lbs and her overall figure lacks desirability. She’s chubby from the waist up with skinny shapeless legs. Her belly is far too big to be considered “baby fat” and although her boobs may be a D cup, they sag like the present day porn star, Kira Gonzalez (as opposed to having sexy saggy tits like the porn star Alia Janine). In other words, her nipples point at the floor when she’s standing. She has shoulder length red hair with a few strands of grey (this actually looks good on her). She’s pale, has freckles from the top of her bust line to the base of her neck. Her pussy is completely bald and her clitoris is not very prominent; it looked to me like it was flush wither labia (great if you like that but I prefer lots of clit). Lastly, she could really benefit from a pedicure or at least put some lotion on her feet before entertaining. Dry, crusty and/or scaly feet are a turn-off but that’s just me. I think providers know when we get hit with eh bait and switch, many of us just go through the motions even though we were duped and that’s what happened to me. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let me end this intro by saying any provider, who deceives me, won’t see me again.
So I emailed her first, she replied, I set-up an appt, she sent me her cell # and told me which [upscale] hotel to find her. She told me to call again when I get to the parking lot. I was running late and had to push our appt back an hour but she didn’t mind. When I finally got there and she opened the door, I obviously startled her (as evidenced by the jumping, widened eyes and an ethereal gasp). At that moment, I was thinking, maybe I should’ve mentioned I was a Black man – LOL. Anyway, once she got over the initial shock, she hugged, kissed me and welcomed me in. The FIRST thing I noticed was the smell of the room. It smelled like she’s never opened a window or washed the sheets and showers with the bathroom door open. The odor was a cross between the fleeting smell of ass and a bathroom with a wet carpet that’s been closed-up for several days.
All right, so after I put the donation on the dresser, I asked her, “Aren’t you going to count it?” She said “no”. Before I could take another step, she walked-up, put her arms around me and started kissing (no tongue). I said, “let me get more comfortable” and started to undress. Nicole stepped beside the bed and started to undress also but before I could take my pants down, I looked over at her and she was already butt-naked waiting on me. She may have acted shy but she damn sure wasn’t! As I walked over, she pulled the covers back and got on the bed with her legs conspicuously open. I eagerly joined her and that was when I pulled my cock… [the details are for the VIP but for non VIP, unless you like getting something other than what you expect, having a woman just lay there, unengaged, taking orders, find another provider or jack-off]
