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Minhee

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Nov 1, 2009

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, November, 2009

Minhee’s booker recognized my voice so setting up appointment was no problem. Drove to a familiar spot near Marina del Rey that has plenty of street parking. Large apartment complex so did the “Minhee” (not Mickey) mouse maze to get to the cheese and once I found my cheese I spent the next hour nibbling. A solid K-girl experience that will require a re-visit. As usual, when I got to the door it slowly opened with Minhee hiding behind the door. Was happy when I got a full view of her in yellow bikini that seemed like same one from CV photo, she’s got a great bod and that scores big points for me. (plus, nice full kissable lips)… VIPs time for juicy details...

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Cookie

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Jun 1, 2009

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, June, 2009

It had been a few weeks since my last fun time so sniffed around on CV. Cookie's photos looked hot and she had some good reviews so I decided it was time for some milk and cookies... overall good experience, I enjoyed eating her, ummm I mean MY, cookies. Might have to visit again for a another delicious cookie.

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Sharon Love (old)

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May 1, 2009

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, May, 2009

After reading all the glowing Sharon Love reviews I thought it was time to spoil myself… she’s at a level slightly above the typical K provider. Wow, I must agree if you’re looking for a unique and spicy Asian dish, this girl knows how to cook/serve. I arranged for late afternoon appointment in downtown apartment. A little strange with the directions inside the building, plus the cell phone reception for me sucked. Once inside I forgot all my problems from outside and let Sharon give me an awesome memory… she’s a human sprinkler. :)

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Lacie

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May 1, 2009

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, May, 2009

I saw Lacie’s ad on CV and thought hmmmm, might be an interesting new K provider. The one thing I noticed, well technically it was two things, was Lacie’s melons. Her photos made me wonder if these melons were pumped full of artificial ingredients… Boys’ I’m happy to report sweet, fresh, 100% all-natural plump melons are in season at her apartment... you certainly won't find these melons at Whole Foods or Bristol Farms.

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Gaga

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Mar 1, 2009

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, March, 2009

I saw Gaga’s ad on CV… sweeeeet curves. Set up a mid-afternoon appointment… when time arrived it was standard 2 call system procedure. Location was familiar to me from a prior provider in the same building in Playa Vista area. Typical K-provider style of hiding behind the door. Gaga’s got a beautiful face, and the bod is pretty sweet too. She was a little shy in the beginning so I kinda started out slow with her, but things soon warmed up nicely. Non-VIP’ers- the quick summary is, goooooooo see her. For VIP’ers, lets get juicy...

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Sarry

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Mar 1, 2009

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, March, 2009

Plain and simple, I was super horny and needed some “fun”. Looking over the CV ads I spotted something new, Sarry… nice bod, in a sexy kinda athletic way. Spoke to her booker, and set up a late afternoon appointment. She’s located really nice area near MDR. Standard two call procedure. Walking to the apartment I was hoping for a “fun” hour with Sharry, and once inside the apartment my first impression was “mmmmmm, let the “fun” begin. Over the next hours I had a few more “fun” impressions with Sarry who is a super sweet young K woman with a hot bod that knows how to have “fun” “fun” fun”… for the non-VIP go visit Sarry, you won't be sorry.

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Tiffany / Cacia

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Dec 1, 2008

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, December, 2008

Welllllll we all know the economy sucks right now so I thought I’d try to help stimulate the local economy… and stimulate myself too. Looked over CV ads and saw Tiffany’s photo… yumm. So I decided to have a little have a little Breakfast at Tiffany’s today. Set up a late morning appointment with the usual 2 call system for a location on the Westside, which I discovered was familiar to me from a prior provider in the same building. The usual secret K-provider style of hiding behind the door when opening… I was pleasantly surprised with Tiffany in a sexy bikini and OMG the curves on this girl, great hot-bod. She had a shy style in the beginning so I kinda started out slow with her, but things soon warmed up nicely. For you non-VIP’ers I look forward to stimulating the economy again with Tiffany..

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Maggie Chan / Paris

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Jul 1, 2007

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, July, 2007

Had to sample another of Crystal’s Pasadena posse. This time Maggie Chan was on my “I wanna do her” to do list. Gave Crystal a call and arranged a late night appointment with Maggie. Parking near Old Town wasn’t a problem since it was after business hours. Maggie was kinda quiet when I first met her, but behind bedroom doors she made all the right sounds…

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Dimond

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Jul 1, 2007

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, July, 2007

Thanks to TER I discovered Crystal and her posse in Pasadena. I decided to make Dimond my first adventure. Lots of other reviews here probably say the same thing so add me to the list of happy clients for this trick pad, this certainly was no Dimond in the rough, she was nice and polished, but maybe a bit too polished (high volume)

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HUMPERSIMPSON

10 Customer Reviews by HUMPERSIMPSON

Minhee

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, November, 2009

Jan

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, June, 2009

Cookie

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, June, 2009

Sharon Love (old)

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, May, 2009

Lacie

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, May, 2009

Gaga

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, March, 2009

Sarry

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, March, 2009

Tiffany / Cacia

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, December, 2008

Maggie Chan / Paris

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, July, 2007

Dimond

Review by HUMPERSIMPSON, July, 2007

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