IMAGOD

Dec 1, 2004

Review by IMAGOD, December, 2004

This is ture also, you will have to read the jucy details for even more info but for the poor shmucks who arent vip members I wanted to also warm you. Basically I wanst going to post anything but after reading the other guys post I decided truth on the table. First off Theresa is a good looker from about 10 feet away but get close and you can see the only one making out is her plastic surgeon. She reminded me of Goldie and Merril in Death Becomes Her ! What kinda of escort tells you her total personal life. What an idiot, I could ruin her ! She drinks far too much and alcohol makes her horney for like 1 hour till she falls asleep. Her feet stink, her pussy is hard like hard lips its weird, her ass smells, her hair falls out, its like only real to her ears ! shes late, she is only average for like an hour than her energy is gone. Her sex skills suck, like a high shool girl you have to teach. Basically Ill sum up Theresa for you. She is a nut. She was probably better looking before the surgeries, she thinks she is the ugly duckling who has to keep going to the doctor to be beautiful, what a vain person, she just keeps working and hustling to pay for more vanity. The more she thinks she is getting like Pamala Anderson the more she looks like Merril in DBH.. I got news for you Theresa, your doctor sucks, your sexual performance is the pits and your time management skills are horrible but at least your not a liar !