SIDLEX

May 1, 2008

Review by SIDLEX, May, 2008

Wow, where to start. The girl in the ad was exactly what the doctor ordered: cute, young, a redhead and a hardbody. Cheap, too, only $250. I was so entranced I didn't look her up at the old TER, a mistake I'll never repeat. I called to set it up, she said she'd be there in an hour. I never asked for that, mind you, I asked her to come at her convenience. After an hour and a half, I call to she if she's coming. Yes, she's running late. Real late, it turns out, like 2 1/2 hours. The girl who shows up is not, repeat not, the girl in the ad. Chubby, acne scarred and a nasty brown dye job with even worse highlights. Stay with me, it gets worse.