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Lisa J

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Apr 1, 2024

Review by ZOMFG, April, 2024

A genuinely young J-girl with great attitude and willingness to please. My track record with J-girl is hit and miss, but she's definitely a hit and a home run.

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Yumi / Manami

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Feb 1, 2024

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

Manami made sure I left happy. Solid commitment to service even beyond the designated hour. Read more about it in

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Suji (New)

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Feb 1, 2024

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

One of the youngest Kgirls in the scene, with nothing I could complain about.

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J Mari / Namiko

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Feb 1, 2024

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

Mari is a fun and playful girl who enjoys herself thus making me enjoy myself too . Deets below.

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Azzie K / Maya

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Feb 1, 2024

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

I didn't get a chance to meet with Azzie when she visited last year, glad she returned. Deets below.

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Mina KGFE

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Jan 1, 2024

Review by ZOMFG, January, 2024

Finally got to meet Mina after two weeks of trying to get my schedule aligned with hers. Mina provides solid services with plenty of smiles and eagerness to please. Read

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Yura / Lizzie / Leila

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Jan 1, 2024

Review by ZOMFG, January, 2024

Met Lizzie/Leila during the time when she was the only girl available for the agency, and while the other K agency went dark. I imagine being the one and only option available in town for that week meant she was doing a lot of heavy lifting to make up the slack. Easy enough to chat with her without needing the help or a translator app, which can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on perspectives. A thought did cross my mind mid conversing about this group of providers in town notorious for too much chatting and not enough action. Their MO is to run down the session clock via banter, and then later rush guys to the finish line, or straight out the door. I'm glad that wasn't the case with Lizzie/Leila who seemed to be aware of the time remaining and got to work herself without me needing to voice that thought. I'm giving her a benefit of the doubt she just needed to catch her metaphorical breath from all the heavy lifting I previously mentioned. I know for sure I'm not just too damn charming or a master conversationalist that she couldn't resist but to have a long convo with LOL. Read in

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Hera / Heri

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Sep 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Saw Hera through LPG in her last days providing in Bellevue. Set up was smooth and prompt as I've had previously made arrangements with a couple of girls through the booker. Photos are close enough, and no more than a few years old. Hera put on her fave kpop tunes in the background, and even hummed along with a few, making her look bubbly and adorable. That and her smiles put me in a cheerful mood. She's at beginner level english, so I didn't get to know Hera on a more personal level like I would've liked.

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Bella / Tiffany

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Sep 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Met Bella when she was visiting as guest of a local agency that I've previously booked with, so scheduling wasn't complicated. I had read Bella's reviews, so I knew what to expect. But, I wasn't expecting she's even more beautiful in person than the picture. It's usually the other way around lol. I was met at the door with a genuine smile and cheery attitude, which remained all the way to the end.

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Nancy Love and Sunny

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Sep 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Met Sunny a few weeks back to confirm the whispers of a legendary twins in the neighborhood. Having survived the encounter and with a birthday coming up, I wanted to give myself a present. I was both excited and a little bit scared at the same time LOL since the encounter with Sunny was overwhelming, in the best possible sense ofc. But F it, YOLO. Booking and communication were excellent and relatively prompt like previously. To ensure my preferred hour of choice, I made contact a week in advance. I did say I want to celebrate my birthday, but thought nothing much of it. So, I was beyond grateful and touched when I saw the twins prepared a birthday cake for me :O ! I was already happy enough I got to spend time with them, especially after I saw them in person. It's the attention to minor details like this which was apparent and many, many more throughout the session that explained how they EARNED their legendary status.

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Vivian Asiana

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Sep 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Met Vivian through the agency I'm familiar with so making the arrangement was as smooth as usual. Greeted me at the door with a sexy black cocktail dress that highlighted her slim body with nice curves. ESL, so I didn't get to know her as much as I'd like too, but still decent enough for an enjoyable session.

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Nana

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Sep 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Worst experience in hobbying ever. I've had bad ones, but this one takes the cake. Forget hugs and kisses at the door, there wasn't even a hand shake. It only went downhill from there.

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Momo

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Aug 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

First time with this agency. Screening required. Good communication with responsive booker. The IC was fresh and clean, with strategically placed mirrors around to enhance the views. Momo has that japanese "kawaii" quality. Pictures are real, listed age seems to be correct. She's not bony thin, but not chubby either. Basic english, but enough to get by.

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Gisella

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Aug 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

Energetic RBGFE, eager to please, insatiable, beautiful, sexy, AND smart.

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Sunny Love

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Aug 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

Communication was prompt and smooth. Instructions to the IC came complete with pictures, a nice professional touch. The upscale IC was clean and had a cozy yet inviting atmosphere. To meet Sunny at the time of day when I'm available, I had to give her almost a week's advanced notice. Well, I knew the legendary twins are popular, and for good reason. I also knew the wait is going to be worth it. Such high expectation was more than met. I found Sunny personifies Commitment to Excellence. I have nothing but praise. Solo legendary status confirmed. Next up is making arrangement so I can also confirm the legendary duo.

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Veronika / Riana

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Aug 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

Slightly outdated pics. GFE effort is A+, but lacks patience and compassion.

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Anna Love

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Jul 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, July, 2023

I met Anna at the end of July, so this review is a little bit more than a month late. But I promised to give her a review on TER. So, here I am :) . If I have to give a title my review of Anna Love, it would be: "Kissing Booth, The Adults-Only Variety, On Steroids!". Another would be title contender is "Lean Mean Kissing Machine". But I think the first one is better, since the second alternative could give the impression that Anna is not nice (mean), or she was too mechanical, which is not the case. Anna was super nice to me the entire time, and she was anything but monotonous.

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Laluna

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Jul 1, 2023

Review by ZOMFG, July, 2023

If I could somehow travel back in time and tell my younger self that I would spend a wonderful hour with an actual Playboy Playmate in the future, my younger self would probably say "GTFO, you're tripping. No, wait, I'm tripping. No, wait, we're BOTH tripping!" Well, life is full of surprises, some good and some bad. Spending time with Laluna is undeniably one of the good ones. The young woman who greeted me is the very same one on the pics, albeit with a lighter makeup, which I actually prefer, as it makes Laluna look more real for me: less dolled up and less photoshopped. She's a little bit more petite now in comparison to her Playboy photos from a couple of years ago, but still healthy, and obviously still smoking hot.

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ZOMFG

19 Customer Reviews by ZOMFG

Lisa J

Review by ZOMFG, April, 2024

Nana

Review by ZOMFG, April, 2024

Yumi / Manami

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

Suji (New)

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

J Mari / Namiko

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

Azzie K / Maya

Review by ZOMFG, February, 2024

Mina KGFE

Review by ZOMFG, January, 2024

Yura / Lizzie / Leila

Review by ZOMFG, January, 2024

Hera / Heri

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Bella / Tiffany

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Nancy Love and Sunny

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Vivian Asiana

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Nana

Review by ZOMFG, September, 2023

Momo

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

Gisella

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

Sunny Love

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

Veronika / Riana

Review by ZOMFG, August, 2023

Anna Love

Review by ZOMFG, July, 2023

Laluna

Review by ZOMFG, July, 2023

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