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4.1 out of 5 stars

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AARGH-THE-PIRATE is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 50 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.1 out of 5 stars.

50 Customer Reviews by AARGH-THE-PIRATE

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Lacy Del Rae

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2025

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, August, 2025

In DFW/FW on biz and was losing my mind! You can’t really remedy stupid - it can repaired at a cost but it’s pretty much a sure thing that it’ll be messed up again. This provider was just the relief I needed so my head didn’t explode - yes, I’m saying she is terribly cute, unbelievably sexy, extremely intuitive and a wonderfully fun fuck buddy! I reached out and set things up easily for early evening. When she opened the door she was smiling and not wearing much else! Those titties got me smiling!

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Candice 2

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5 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2025

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, July, 2025

The door opened to reveal this beautiful girl! Run! Don’t walk! Don’t hesitate! First experience for me with Eastern European beauty ~~~~ won’t be my last now that I’m hooked!

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Madori

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5 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2025

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, June, 2025

Came across this beautiful woman’s website and instantly fell in list! Reached out to her and completed a light screening process - nothing burdensome! Got to her Incall = safe area and was greeted by a pretty girl who matched her pics! Only thing was that she looked even prettier in person. Quick hug and kiss as the door closed behind us. She took my hand and led me to her bedroom where she……..

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Alexandra

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2025

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, April, 2025

Saw her pics for quite a while. Decided to go. Pretty woman! Amazing body! Unbelievable service.

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Lisa

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2025

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, January, 2025

Been on a roll - yep! Asian roll lately. This beauty did not disappoint - Trust pics are spot on. All imagined services delivered with a smile, lick and occasionally a groan!

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Alliria

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4 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2024

Saw her advert on a certain posting service and was intrigued. Reached out to establish coms. Went through vetting - relatively easy. Scheduling very user friendly. Much to my surprise…… Her admittedly professional pics don’t do her justice! She is hot as f_ck and while she knows it, she doesn’t have gps. Worth a visit or fifty!

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Betty Bentley

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3 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2024

I was intrigued by her pics! She looked like a long drip of honey - but as we all know, pics don’t tell everything. Set up was ok - by the numbers. Incall was nice. Appearance was sorta close to the pics but…….

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Maria

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4 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, November, 2024

Been dreaming and drooling over her pics! Made the call and arranged for an hour - too short! Nice Incall place - quiet and discrete. Knocked in the door and it opened to show the same pretty girl in the pics wearing a devilish smile.

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Irina

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5 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, October, 2024

Decided to pull the trigger on this provider based on her pics and body language. Made the call and jumped through the couple steps of being vetted and set to play. Approached the door and the woman in the pics opened the door! Score! Nice kiss and my hands found her butt checks. Score!

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Crystal

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, September, 2024

Saw a tanned hottie on the CCG website and I couldn’t resist. Awfully happy I didn’t pass her up - left drained with a bunch in my step. She looks like her pics. I am still having fantasies about her from the pic showing that perfect bubble butt!

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Angerla

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, September, 2024

What a fun surprise! Angerla was easy to set up with through common sense vetting. Contacted her in the morning and was playing with her by mid afternoon! She opened the door wearing very attractive lingerie and greeted me with a little kiss. She took me down the hall and……

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Nicol

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5 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, August, 2024

A very pretty girl who likes to have fun!! Pics are right on. Book with confidence and enjoy the ride.

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Emma

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, August, 2024

Been watching this beautiful girl’s pics and reviews. She’s cuter and hotter than her pics! Easy set up after clearing their verification process - I appreciate their concern with privacy not only for myself but for the beautiful companions they recruit!

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Haru

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5 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, August, 2024

Been seeing this girls reviews popping up and fell in love with her looks! She is even better looking than her pics. Made the arrangements and made my way to her Incall apartment - very quiet area with no surrounding drama or distractions. I was welcomed by a beautiful young girl wearing the sexiest lingerie who couldn’t wait to shower me with lfk s.

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Kendra Lee

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4 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, July, 2024

Met up with Kendra after a round of easy screening at a mid level hotel. Since I was unsure about her, I asked if she would meet me outside and walk in with me - she was very cordial and came right down wearing track pants and polo - very vanilla. She gave me the biggest hug and we went upstairs chatting away like long lost fuck buddies. We walked in and she slid out of her civie clothes to reveal a body designed to f***!

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Oriana

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5 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, June, 2024

Decided to explore a new agency so as to enjoy pretty women. This provider is very attractive and has unbelieving closed door skills! I went through their easy verification process and made my way to her Incall. Made my way to her door and was greeted by a better than pictured girl wesrothe most beautiful teddy and tiny thong. I was the greatest because it disappeared into her butt and showed off the cutest butt! A greeting hug and kiss with just a hint of tongue! Off to the races!

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Kyla

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, June, 2024

Look at this beauty’s pics and run to see her! Yes! Run - her body looks delicious in her pics but in real life her attitude, vibe and body are marvelous! Easy set up and when I walked up to the door, she greeted me wearing the sexiest lingerie. The first words out of her mouth were, “Oh good you’re here! I wanna make you smile like you’ve never smiled before.”

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Raven

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4 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, May, 2024

Came across Raven’s post on Rub Rankings! Pretty pics and a fun vibe on text for me moving towards her Incall thingie. She met me outside and walked me inside. Pretty face + nice body + boobs galore = Funtime!

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Emma

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, April, 2024

Finally took the plunge and set up a play date with Emma. I’ve been in lust with her cut off jeans pics because of the cute butt they are hiding! Very sexy tall woman!

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Page / Dylan

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, April, 2024

MILF provider! Haven’t done much with this type of provider so I was apprehensive but curious. She has some awesome ass pics and I’m happy to report that her ass looks better in real life. Pretty sure she was altered because she was sort of scattered.

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Tiana

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3 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, March, 2024

The infamous itch returned and I gave in to thinking with my little head again. Made the contact - this agency is well organized and consistent. Something I really appreciate! A pretty young girl opened the door and stood out of sight - I understand completely why this is the normal protocol but……. Just saying! I’m probably not the only who feels this way. I’d much prefer being greeted this her afternoon lover.

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Kitty

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4 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, February, 2024

That itch came back! Reached out - easy to make arrangements because I have used this agency before. Pretty woman who knows what to do.

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Niknak

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4 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2024

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, January, 2024

Cold day and I needed a release. Saw her post on one of the common sites. Attractive African American girl + good price + good communications = fun time!

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Mia Romero

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5 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2023

Been watching Mia for a while and enjoying her reviews! She seemed young, attractive, engaging and willing. She is a great deal of fun behind closed doors especially once she’s comfortable and has one “O” !

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Khloe

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3 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2023

Looked around and was finally able to connect with Khloe. Her Incall is on the west side - ok daytime meetup location. She looks like her pics!

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Merissa

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4 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2023

Came across her post and was intrigued. She fit the type I enjoy - young + slim + pleaser. She had good reviews and she was close.

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Suzie

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4 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2023

Suzie was one of the first providers I met with seven years or so. I remembered her chill vibe and sweetness. Really needed some female sweetness and companionship so I met her at their Western location. Nice place! She looked as good as her pics and greeted me with a bounce in her step when she let me upstairs.

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Vicky

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4 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, November, 2023

Came across some great looking pics that knocked my socks off. Made the call and I was off to the races! Cute girl + great services + safe location + great release = unbelievably fun time!

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Lauren

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3 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, October, 2023

Saw her pics on the CCG website and couldn’t get her out of my head! The pics are just a teaser!

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Unique

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, September, 2023

Cute girl! Awesome nude body! Kind demeanor! Appears new to being a provider (I could be mistaken). Very talented! Phenomenal pussy - it is so sexy!

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Barbie

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4 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, September, 2023

Young slim little hottie with a body made for Fucking! Easy set up + Discrete location + Agreeable Attitude = A Good Time!

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Jessica / Sonya / Sofia

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, August, 2023

Came across her post and trapped liked the pics! Easy set up and vetting was pretty basic. This woman has skills! Go check her out!

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Alicia

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, August, 2023

The “Itch” returned so checked the schedule and saw that Alicia was scheduled in Schaumburg. Reached out via text and was on my way! This outfit is so organized and easy to work with — a real pleasure. Alicia is very easy on the eyes and willing!

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Elle

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, June, 2023

Elle’s pics don’t lie! She has the cutest little butt and a pretty face. She’s in her thirties and experienced but not over the top. Instead she presents and delivers like a cool 30something who likes men.

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Kartana

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, May, 2023

Been watching her pics for a long time — been wanting to play with a young Ebony provider. This girl looks better in person, is comfortable in her body, likes a man’s touch and seems to enjoy bringing joy to a man as well. Be sure to explore her mouth and girl parts!

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Angerla

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, May, 2023

Everyone knows when that certain itch comes that just can’t be scratched! Looking through the different offerings I came across Angerla’s posts. Beautiful pics + cool vibe = decision made! Texted her and went through some easy steps. Before I knew it I was off to see a pretty girl! She looks like her pics + has a chill vibe + focuses on the guy’s pleasure = very recommended!

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Tangerine

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3 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, April, 2023

Had the itch but on a budget. Work brought me to Aurora so I texted her. She came back right away with the necessary details about her location and other pertinent details. Figured what the hell!

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Anna Dolce

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, April, 2023

Anna has been around for a while but she is very selective. Considering how utterly beautiful she is - that is her call!! I find it amazing that no one has scooped her up as either an exclusive girlfriend/wife or sugar baby. Anna greeted me at the door of her upper end incall in the most revealing lingerie! Her titties are ……

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Page / Dylan

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3 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, April, 2023

Saw her posts and the vibe in the pics was hot. Sort of have gotten tired of the drama with some younger providers.

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Paradise

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2 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, March, 2023

I have watched this provider’s ads and reviews for a long time. Don’t really like the one hour price point but it is what it is. Nice, safe, clean and willing. Won’t repeat because of my own ghosts (likes) nothing negative about her actions or performance.

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Daisy

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4 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, March, 2023

Met this beautiful young lady at her Incall in O’Hare area. She is as hot as her pics tease you.

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Asian Mia

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4 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, February, 2023

Cute Asian provider. Nice tight body! Smaller titties

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Stephanie Sinclair

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4 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, February, 2023

Reached out for schedule and imported the necessary vetting. Greeted by an attractive young college age cutie in skimpy lingerie. Off to the shower and then into her bed! Really didn’t want to leave but these escapes are only that - a temporary escape!

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Sammi Love

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4 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, January, 2023

Saw her post on a website while I was working in Milwaukee. Made contact and completed the necessary arrangements — then off to the races!

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Suzie

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2023

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, January, 2023

What a cutie! I was interested in seeing Suzie again after having seen her three years ago. She was my first experience in the world of body rubs and what an experience she was!! Still really worth the visit.

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Laura

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5 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2022

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2022

Visited Laura at this agency’s northern edge location. Easy parking and inconspicuous area as well as very safe. Went upstairs to meet a beautiful blonde with porcelain complexion and a tight body. Left relaxed and drained - will recommend and repeat!

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Melissa

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4 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2022

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, December, 2022

Another box checked off. Hot MILF= check

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Merissa

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3 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2022

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, November, 2022

Been seeing Merissa’s posts and decided to explore her. Considering the Rockford/Freeport market, I feel she’s an ok.

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Sandra

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3 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2022

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, October, 2022

After getting notice that my appointment with an escort from a Gold Coast organization wasn’t available for an hour and I wasn’t interested in the alternative offering I shopped around and settled on Sandra. Didn’t want to waste the drive into the City or the ED Meds. Easy set up - took fifteen minutes for me to get plan b up and running. She admitted to three good cums! I knew I was doing something right because she left her girl juices all all over my face.

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Witch

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4 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2022

Review by AARGH-THE-PIRATE, September, 2022

As everyone knows there isn’t much available in and sroubd Rockford so witch is a pleasant surprise. I’ve been watching her posts and they were very consistent and evolved somewhat to be a bit more descriptive. Did the picture search and things looked ok.

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