JIMJONES1957

Jul 1, 2007

Review by JIMJONES1957, July, 2007

First things first: boobs. Big boobs. Incredible boobs. Patty has two of them, and they are amazingly big. And good looking too: round, almost symmetrical, and, oh yes, did I mention big. I’ve had a fascination with Patty for more than two decades, so, when I was in LA, I decided to see her. Patty is a big-breasted porn star and looks like one. I’m sure she turns heads in public. Who wouldn’t look at a pair of 40+ DDs bobbing up and down as “they” walk down a street or across a hotel lobby? In addition to her two gigantic assets, Patty has a pretty face and a very shapely figure. She is attractive. Nice personality too, though a bit goofy in a good and flirty way. However—yes, there had to be a “but,” even for a woman as beautiful as Patty—she is “old,” probably at least 60. Her plastic surgeons have done a good job sculpting both her body and face (of course, they had a great foundation to build on), but there is no hiding the fact of her six decades. Her skin looks its age, and you can see some excess flesh hanging from her legs. For a woman 60 years old, Patty is a 9+ in looks. But if I were to compare her objectively with other escorts—most of whom are 20 or 30 years younger—I’d have to give her a 6+ in looks. Patty’s performance was good (see Juicy details below), but, if you ignore the fact that you’re with a giant-breasted porn star, and think about how she compares with woman half her age and half her price, you come to realize that you’re paying for an image. Though it was great to be with Patty, she really doesn’t compare—in absolute terms—with others who are younger, fresher and have more enthusiasm and energy. This isn’t a knock against Patty, but the fantasy and reality didn’t match—a comment that says more about me than Patty. I’m glad I saw Patty, but, if the urge to be with a big-breasted actress rises again, I think I would go with someone younger.