COVERTINDULGENCE

Review by COVERTINDULGENCE, April, 2000

Called "Kelly" from Eros-LA "What's New" section. Should have known that she was a rip-off from the quoted $170 price. Particularly since she was advertising as an "escort". Typical scam: "The $170 is for my time, but if you want to have a good time you have to tip..." How much? "The more you tip, the more "lienent" I become..." Say what?? At this point I knew it was a rip off, but decided to play along for the sake of those of you out there who don't have an extra $100-$300 to waste on these girls scam. I gave her an extra $100 and she then proceeded to tell me how she loves to masturbate and loves to watch guys masturbate... Now I KNOW it's a rip off. She gives a decent massage, but much too short if she was a legitimate provider. She slipped by telling she and her friends have used "several names in the last two years...". I let her know her bluff was called in a nice way and tried to convince her she'd make a LOT more money if she simply was honest about her service, or became a legitimate provider. She is in the same class looks-wise with the lovely French girl Jacquline of LA. "Heather" (claims it's her real name--yeah, right) is very nice looking and could model. Great body, pierced tongue, no tatoos. Just a young girl smart enough to rip off unsuspecting tourists and businessmen, but too dumb to know she could make some REAL money if she was legitimate. Avoid this group and others like them at all costs. Her ad says "Blonde Bombshell" "Guaranteed Satisfaction". Well, I for one was totally unsatisfied and didn't receive a rebate. A $270 mistake that could have easily run into the $500 range. She tells me (after I call her bluff) that she is not FS. Gee, do you think she could have mentioned this BEFORE she tries to extract as much as possible from my wallet. Guys, vote with your dollars. Don't see these people. Let them know you don't appreciate scam artists and that you read this review here (and I plan on posting elsewhere). She seemed to shrug it off and didn't believe it would affect her ability to make money on unsuspecting men. Prove her wrong...