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SOFUNONE

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SOFUNONE is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 31 customer reviews with an average rating of 3.2 out of 5 stars.

31 Customer Reviews by SOFUNONE

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Eliana

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3 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2026

Review by SOFUNONE, June, 2026

I saw her once when visiting another provider at this location, and that girl verified who Eliana was. I had seen her before under another name and really don’t recall much about that encounter. I saw a post for the other provider, but upon inquiry she was not available. However, E was so I took it. Great location for those familiar with SLP - this is an upgrade. Had a very decent time. Will repeat if others not available.

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Ali Lynn / AliMae

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2026

Review by SOFUNONE, May, 2026

I have seen Ali occasionally for quite a while, but took a little hiatus from the hobby. Was looking for some solid predictable fun and knew I had to see her again. Easy set up with a very thorough scheduler. Made my way to a familiar location that I had seen Ali and a few others and had a great time for the most part. Ali is a keeper for sure.

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Ali Lynn / AliMae

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2026

Review by SOFUNONE, May, 2026

I have seen Ali occasionally for quite a while, but took a little hiatus from the hobby. Was looking for some solid predictable fun and knew I had to see her again. Easy set up with a very thorough scheduler. Made my way to a familiar location that I had seen Ali and a few others and had a great time for the most part. Ali is a keeper for sure.

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Sara

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4 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2026

Review by SOFUNONE, May, 2026

Easy to set up as I have frequented this location and scheduleder in the past. Found out who she was while visiting another here. Suffice it to say, I’ll be back. An ATF? Far from it but very accommodating in a great location.

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Ariel

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3 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, November, 2025

Been looking at her posts for a while. Like the mature providers and her menu looked good. Minor verification process but photos are not her, or are quite dated. She has a strict routine she follows (no problem, it’s her business) but it takes away from the experience. Nice massage and finish. I may repeat but there are a lot of options out there I will try first.

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Ella

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2 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, September, 2025

Saw the ad for a new girl , and waited for reviews to show up before I scheduled. Easy to set up as I had seen others at this NE location. Scheduled for later in the day and I was off. No repeat for me, but you may enjoy. She is a seasoned chick (been around) but not a memorable experience gf of me. I entered no knock at s real nice condo with lots of parking. She looked somewhat familiar-not sure if it was someone I had seen before………

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Tessa Tease

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, September, 2025

Ben a long time since I’ve seen her. I think she may have been on a short hiatus as well. Anyway, glad I saw her and wondered why I hadn’t done it sooner!! Hot time as always. Lots of energy and willingness to please. Go see her and have fun! She mature, experienced and worth it.

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Gigi

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3 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, August, 2025

Totally TOFTT! No reviews, but for some reason I gave it a shot. The ad was up for a while and I was waiting to see a review. Decided to take the plunge. Her incall place SW suburb and I was working nearby and had an itch. Set something up for next day via text. Light screening and I was off to her place after getting location. Nice newer location, EZ to find and parking. So far so good. Details to follow below but suffice it to say - not worth it. I toftt so you don’t have to.

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Gretchen Gray

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1 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, August, 2025

I had her in my directory as I had seen her well over a year ago. I really didn’t remember much about that visit so I decided to give her another shot since I couldn’t get anything scheduled with my regular go to’s. Easy to set up. She wanted some screening data but I reminded her that I had seen her before. Set up for later in the day and I was off to a near west suburban condo (nice place). Easy parking and entrance but downhill from there. Awkward disjointed session and suffice it to say no repeat for me. Cannot recommend. See below

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ChrissyB / Phoebe Jacobs / Heidi /

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, April, 2025

Been watching her posts for a while. Regulars not available so I reached out to Chrissy. Quick response, EZ screening and I was off same day. Photos may be her, at least a good representation. I’m digging the more mature ones these days and she fit the bill. Good massage, sweet apartment and nice completion. Will I repeat ? Probably. See details…

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Kimberly Shae

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, April, 2025

Probably my 3rd or 4th time seeing her but it’s been a while. So easy to set up. Great apartment she uses for sessions. Greeted me with a hug in outfit from her ad. Sexy. Needless to say I’ll be back. A good time for sure but I wish she would add one small attribute. VIP read on…

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Joselyn Joy

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2 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2025

Review by SOFUNONE, January, 2025

Had seen one provider at this location and attempted to set something up with another I saw there. Was directed to Joselyn. I really didn’t want to but acquiesced. Wish I hadn’t. Looks like the pics, but not really attractive imho. No makeup, hair a mess. VIP read on but I cannot recommend.

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Ella

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1 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2024

Review by SOFUNONE, November, 2024

Pretty sure I had seen her during or before Covid. Have seen her friend MJ then, and several others in this group more recently. Always a success with this group and scheduler. So it was easy to set up and I was off. She greeted me upon entering- the place was quite a mess. She offered the shower and I declined. Waited nearly 10 minutes for her to return (what do they do, get high?). Very disappointing session. No connection even though I was familiar with others in this group. She was just in panties when I came in, but she put a top on when she returned. Nothing sexy about it, hair tied up and no makeup. No effort to be sexy. I won’t be back.

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Katina

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4 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2024

Review by SOFUNONE, November, 2024

Had my eye on her ads and have been following her reviews for months. Don’t know why I didn’t pull the trigger earlier. Easy to set up as the scheduler suggested her some time ago when one of my regulars was unavailable. Set something up for the next day. Great parking and entry instructions. She met me barely dressed and looking good. I will repeat.

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Carina

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2 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2024

Review by SOFUNONE, October, 2024

Been watching her ads for a while. Was introduced to her once at this N Loop location that I have been to several times. Easy set up for a meeting the next day. Parking can be an issue here but no problem this time. Typical no knock entry and she met me and showed me the room. My experience at this location has been nothing but above average- by not this time. No repeat for me.

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Lizzy Oh Lizzy

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2 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2024

Review by SOFUNONE, September, 2024

Had seen reviews and ads for a while. Wanted a reliable and reasonable mature option. Was hoping this was it. Easy to set up, but a lot of back and forth to finalize appointment. She met me at a convenient location. Got the job done, but no repeat for me. Lots more out there for the same $$

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Ali Lynn / AliMae

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4 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2024

Review by SOFUNONE, March, 2024

Saw her ads for a while. First visit was last year. Review is for this visit. EZ set up since I had see her and a couple others at this location. On day of appointment email to confirm and a reply with location and direction. EZ PZ and always flawless with this group. Kudos to her scheduler, too. Got buzzed in and met in the hallway by Ali, dressed in a robe. Not sure if she recognized me, but acted like she did and got a little hug Standard show me the room, and she comes back in 8-10 minutes. (Why) I’m face down but stand up to greet her with a hug and ass grab. All in all got what I came for.

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Ricky Fox

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3 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2023

Review by SOFUNONE, November, 2023

Been following her posts for a while. Finally took the plunge when my go to was gone for a week Fairly easy to set up but be prepared for some screening. Rigorous by my standard but that certainly is her choice. Set something up for the next day. Glad I did but unsure about a repeat. Hot, super friendly but $$$ spendy for level of service. Again, certainly her choice and yours as well. VIP read on…

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Erika

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3 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2023

Review by SOFUNONE, September, 2023

Easy to set up. Wanted to see another provider at this location, but couldn’t make it work out. Scheduler suggested her and set it up for next day. Confirmed in the AM walked in nice condo NE as instructed Got the job done but likely no repeat for me.

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Porsche

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3 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2023

Review by SOFUNONE, September, 2023

Easy set up as I have seen others at this location. Nice set up North Loop. Met me upon entering with a quick hug. Hot little number as shown in pics with nice MM rack. Pretty standard massage by a hottie who has been around. I might return but there are lots others out there to see first.

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Lacey

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4 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2023

Review by SOFUNONE, September, 2023

Watched her ads for a while. I’m a fan of mature providers, and liked what I saw in reviews. Light screening, easy to set up - after a few attempts to match schedules. Confirmed the next day with entry instructions. Nice session, mature so might not be for everyone. Don’t expect the young hardbody. Treat her nice and you’ll have an ok time.

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Melanie

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3 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2022

Review by SOFUNONE, December, 2022

Saw her ad and replied right away to text (text only). Set it up for later that day. Instructions given to complex address and to text on arrival. Pics may be of her but are OLD. On arrival said she was running late and would text me in 15-20 minutes when she arrived. Not impressed at first but made up for it with a decent finish. Details read on…

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Mel / Melissa

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3 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2021

Review by SOFUNONE, November, 2021

Had seen her a couple years ago and saw she was back in the scene. E Z to set up cuz I’d seen her before - she does screen however. Plus size gal, great massage and chill. I’ll go back, but there’s lots out there

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Diane

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3 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2021

Review by SOFUNONE, August, 2021

Easy to set up - I had seen her a long time ago. She is an attractive mature provider and doesn’t disappoint. I won’t be back soon as there are lots of options out there, but she got the job done.

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Mandi

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2021

Review by SOFUNONE, June, 2021

I’ve seen a few times over the past couple years. Solid, predictable performance. Easy to set up although first time some serious screening, which is understandable. Nice apartment and a welcoming environment. Def some rules she sticks to, but it was fun getting the job done by a cutie.

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Ava

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2 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2021

Review by SOFUNONE, June, 2021

Saw her posts and lots of good reviews so I thought I would give it a try. Easy set up as her scheduler must have been familiar with me. Headed to a nice apart in south burbs. Must have been a chemistry thing, but I wasn’t able to get the fab experience of other reviewers. Got the job done but no repeat for me.

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Brandi

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4 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2020

Review by SOFUNONE, March, 2020

I’ve seen Brandi off and on for a while now. Always a treat - not the young spinner hard body if that’s what you expect. But a solid performance from a mature pro. Easy to set up after screening of course. Not a lot of weekdays availability but more weekends.

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Sherri

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4 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2013

Review by SOFUNONE, December, 2013

Very easy to set up via text. I was familiar with the downtown location other providers use and was instructed to text once I was parked. Met at the lobby and led in by an attractive 38 year old. Great time overall. wish I had not waited so long to see her. Will I be back? Oh yea. Exchange rate is a little high, but you know you'll have a good time.

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Buffy Ford

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3 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2013

Review by SOFUNONE, June, 2013

Easy to set up via email. Pics aren't as good as her appearance in person, but they do hide a fair amount of baby fat. Make no mistake, she is a big girl with pretty nice fake tits, but she carries it very well. Good time for sure. Going back, but not til I explore a little more stuff out there.

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Mindy Happiness

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2 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2013

Review by SOFUNONE, June, 2013

Prefers email to set up. Easy set up with light screening/references. Set up for next day in the morning. She emailed address and I arrived a little early. She said come on in anyway. Nice body to body massage, and ending. Might not repeat as she was a little distant/detached. YMMV but there are others out there in the price range, even though she is attractive, talented but a little spacy for me.

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Tawni

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3 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2012

Review by SOFUNONE, August, 2012

Easy to set up via email, then phone. Given the address of her studio - nice place. New and she showed me the work that she had done, with more to go for additional studio. I'm a little handy and offered to do some tile and carpentry in exchange for services. She said she'd consider! Led me to studio and told me to get comfortable. She stepped out for only a moment and returned before I had completely undressed and she proceeded to strip to her panties. Average massage complete with someheavy body to body and a good finish. May repeat

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