SOMATOSEUS is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 22 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.6 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Jamie Heju →
Finally got a chance to see Jamie. She's slimmed down a bit from her pics. Great gal - verrry pleasing. Great PSE...get it how you like it. Accommodating, sexy, sweet gal. Worth a visit! VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Jade →
Had a craving for some Asian during a recent trip to the south bay. And Jade definitely fit the bill. Easy screening. Saw Jade that evening. Non-VIPs - she's a super petite girl with nice bolt-ons. Definitely a hottie. And she knows how to please! VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Jamie →
Was in town & craving Asian. Saw Jamie's ad & she fit the bill - petite, sexy Korean. Got verified by the booker & off I went to her incall. Non-VIPs...Jamie's a hottie. Took a minute to get warmed up to me, but I had a good time. Satisfied my craving. VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Kim / Fitvietmilf/Lily/DreamGirl/Skylar/Valerie →
VietMILF is a cool milf. Super nice. She's petite & tight. And the price was right. Happened to be in her area one day. Setup was fairly easy. Got directions to the hotel and off I went. Non-VIPs: If you're on a budget, she's a great option. Wouldn't call it a sensuous, passionate session, but it was a great release for the man on the go. VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Carla Mendez / Monica Reyes →
Carla had been on my radar for a while. Sexy latina...I had to experience those sexy lips & tits of hers. We went back and forth on text for a few days before we got our schedules to line up. She's pretty responsive. Screening is moderate, but nothing crazy. Typica 2-step address process. Non-VIPs...she's super fun. Laid-back yet sexy attitude. And tits to die for. VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Veronika / Riana →
Was in Miami on some business. Stumbled upon Riana's ad & immediately thought "yeah - gotta see her". Texted her for availability later that evening. I was in luck. Got screened & scheduled for that evening. Pretty easy. Nice hotel. Riana is a super sweet girl...and very sexy! I would repeat next time I'm in town. VIPS read on...
Read all reviews for Selena Romano →
Was in Dallas on business. Had to find a way to mix in some pleasure of course. Did my research, and Selena stood out. Not only were her reviews great, but she has that balance of sultry & sexy, yet down-to-earth. And I'm a fan of latinas. Some straightforward verification, made arrangements and off I went to her spot the next day. Non-VIPs - Selena is awesome. Lovely woman. Don't hesitate.
Read all reviews for Lovely Lorena / Lorena De Leon →
Was in Vegas on a business trip. Despite being swamped with stakeholder meetings & conferences, I just had to mix in some pleasure. This was Vegas after all! Lorena had been on my radar because of her stellar reviews. Plus I'm a sucker for mature Latin women. Set up was easy and very professional with the usual verification process. Thought about setting up a meet at the bar in the lobby lounge, but decided to have her come up straight to the suite. She's an absolute gem! Ooozes sensuality. VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Jenny in the Valley →
Not the first time I've seen Jenny, though it had been a while. Was in the mood for a GFE/PSE MILF. Setting up the appointment was a breeze. She has a nice place with lots of parking. Got there one evening, arrived at her door after being buzzed in, and was greeted by a sexy MILF who's always ready for fun. Non-VIPS: Jenny's kinda high volume, but she's a sweetheart who's ready to please with an extensive menu.
Read all reviews for Farrah Dane →
Was looking for a petite gal near the Hollywood area. Farrah fit the bill. Went back & forth via text a few times and finally settled on a time. Her incall is in Hollywood...approaching toward the DTLA side of things. Not the best area, though not terrible either. Parking is tough, so plan ahead. Farrah's a bit older than her pics, but still very attractive. Gorgeous curls, and the tightest petite bubble booty. Glad I saw her. VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Cami →
First time with Cami, but definitely won't be my last! She came highly recommended from a buddy of mine, so I decided to take the plunge. Made my way to the spot. Cami opened the door, and man is she stunning. Dressed in a sexy, short dress. Invites me in with a nice hug. Take care of the pleasantries & off we go to her bedroom. Non-VIPs if you like petite asians, can't go wrong with Cami.
Read all reviews for Ingrid Johnson →
Had been out of the hobby for a while. Timing was right to jump back in. And what a way to do it. Ingrid came highly recommended from a fellow hobbyist friend of mine. Decided to take the plunge. Went to her upscale hotel. If you like tall Swedes, Ingrid is a total sweetheart. VIPs read on.
Read all reviews for Madison Presley / Marianna the Muse / Adrianna →
Was looking at her profile for a while. From the reviews, I had a good idea about what to expect. Mainly took the plunge because of how petite her ass is, which I love. She did not disappoint. VIPs read on.
Read all reviews for Abby / Janey Baby / Janey Starr →
Okay let me be direct - Janey is a unicorn. Likely one of the most unique & awesome people I've ever met in my life, let alone providers. Tried to get our schedules to synch up for nearly 10 days. The stars finally aligned one evening and she set off on her merry way to my apartment. Made some outfit requests which she was more than happy to oblige. Non-VIPS: First time I've been in a position where I almost didn't want to write a review, just so I could keep this little angel to myself. She's the perfect combo of sweet + naughty. VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Jillian Foxxx →
Was in L.A. on business. Jillian's been on my short-list for a while. Decided to finally see her. Got in touch and the stars aligned. She was able to accommodate my availability. It's a bit of a drive from L.A. proper but I was happy to make it. VIPs read on. Non-VIPs she's a total sweetheart and has some awesome porn star skills.
Read all reviews for Gina →
Was in NYC on business. Had a hankering for some Asian (rare for me). Gina came recommended from a friend who'd seen her. Two call / text system and off I went to her place. Thankfully there was a parking garage not too far from her spot. Non-VIPS: Gina is awesome. Genuine & caring. Had a great time.
Read all reviews for Cari →
Was itching to dine on some Asian cuisine during the week. Called up my usual booker to see what was available on the menu. Looked at Sally's ad and her exotic looks caught my eye immediately. Set things up for later that afternoon and off I went. Non-VIP's...can't go wrong with Sally if you're looking for a sexy petite, but not too petite, Asian. VIPs read on...
Read all reviews for Yoco →
A bit of an overdue review. I'm rarely available during the daytime, but found myself with an opportunity one December afternoon. Was already in the westside area so thought I'd see Yoco. Had seen her numerous positive reviews so was excited to finally see her. Set it up via text with her booker. Arrived, parked and to the door I went. Door opens and I see this beautiful tight Asian woman. She gives me a nice DFK and invites me in. VIP's read on. Non-VIP's...Yoco is awesome. Not the best I've ever seen, but a very good experience. Worth a visit if you're into tight, slim Asians.
Read all reviews for Sweet Asian Judy / Rose →
Review a bit overdue. Saw Judy while on an overnight biz trip to the I.E. Contacted her via email given her good (and extensive) reviews. She responded quickly with details. Made arrangements and off I went at the scheduled time. VIP's read on. Non-VIPs: She's sweet and friendly. Attractive but not a stunner. Treat her right and she'll make sure you have a great time.
Read all reviews for Carla Mendez / Monica Reyes →
First off this review is long overdue. I saw Carla about 8-10 weeks ago but never had a chance to write a review. Like a lot of others, I had a great time with this beauty. Emailed her to see her availability. Got things to line up one Thursday evening and off to her residential incall I went. Non-VIPS...Carla is a true sweetheart. Really enjoyed myself and never felt rushed. Being a fan of sexy latinas, its easy to see why she's a classy top choice. VIPs read on!
Read all reviews for Jenny in the Valley →
Finally made the trip to go see Jenny. She has numerous excellent reviews and after a buddy of mine made the recommendation, I decided it was time. Made the appointment for late evening. Got to her incall and saw a beautiful MILF in a black teddy opening the door. Handed her the donation as we sat on the bed to chat.
Read all reviews for Cat / Catalina →
Was looking for an older latina and Catalina fit the bill. Her reviews were all over the place so i was a little worried. But the price was right and she seemed nice enough (though a bit talkative) on the phone so I thought Id give her a shot. Scheduled something for the evening at her incall in Burbank and off I went.