Review by BUSINESSES, January, 2017
I was initially drawn to Rhea by her pictures and reviews. I read all 30 of her reviews before reaching out. There is a big detail that only three reviews mention: she has many works of art on her body. With the amount of tattoos she has, I’m surprised that 90% of her reviewers didn’t feel the need to mention them at all. Her old ads and site state that she covers up tattoos but will be happy to send pictures upon request, however her new ads and P411 do not mention tattoos, which could leave clients in for a surprise.
I could’ve easily missed that detail if I didn’t read all her reviews, so I feel that it’s important to let others know so that they can make an informed decision. She was happy send pictures, but only after I inquired about the three reviews mentioning her having many tattoos. I have nothing against tattoos, and actually like them when placed and done well. Her arms were well done and looked great. However, when seeing her in person, she had a bit too many for my personal taste, and some areas that were tattooed (hands, knuckles) were a turn off for me, and they weren’t shown in the pics she sent.
She lists her body fat percentage in her ads, which is a stat that doesn’t mean much since most people can’t differentiate between them. She mistakenly states 8% body fat, which is far off from her actual. Don’t take my word for it: search ‘’women body fat visual’’ and you can see that she isn’t close to 8%. Based on multiple comparison pictures, I’d estimate that she’s around 15-17%, which is still a great percentage for women, considered athletic, and something to be proud of. What’s important is that she’s still very fit, but her listing 8% is just a vain misconception.
Rhea greeted me with a hug and smile, told me to get comfortable and said she’ll be back in a moment. When she came back, that’s when things took a turn in the opposite direction. She confused me with another client and asked me to remind her where I reached out to her from. I’m thinking, did she double book and have the other one cancel? Who knows. After I reminded her, she apologized and said she gets a lot of emails and texts. Not a great way to start things off, nor was it a good first impression.
I tried making conversation with her by asking how her day was. She monotonously responded that it was good. No reciprocating by asking about how my day was, nothing. I took her one word response as her having a bad day, or just maybe not clicking with me and wanting to get things over with, so I didn’t try to engage with her further.
She shares her office with other people, and midway during our session, I heard another client being greeted and brought into the adjoining room. It was distracting to hear their conversation, and gave the session a clinical feel. Kind of weird to imagine that a thin wall was all that was separating two appointments. I’ll be sticking to private and discreet incalls from now on.
Even with time left, she got impatient towards the end and abruptly let me know that the session was over by saying “you’re all set” multiple times. The departure wasn’t any better, especially since I was rushed out the door even with 10 minutes remaining (checked phone when walking out). Since she confused me with another client, I think she may have also forgotten that I booked an hour, lost track of time, and had a client coming in at the top of the hour.
I walked back to my car feeling very disappointed. I thought about texting her while walking out so that the timestamp would show 10 minutes remaining, but that wouldn’t have changed anything. She made me feel disposable and like a number, as if she was just getting me out for the next guy. This was only my experience with Rhea; yours may be better if you catch her on a better day.
