STURDYBIRDY is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 20 customer reviews with an average rating of 3.7 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Maya / Maya4 →
Maya is probably the hottest MILF provider in the game. Probably in her late 40s or early 50s, but her body is incredible, regardless of age. She's also an outstanding performer who provides some of the best service and effort out there.
Read all reviews for Lucy →
A cute, petite spinner in her mid-30s. Lucy provided excellent service and has earned my repeat business.
Read all reviews for Jenny K →
Jenny is my ATF. She's short at about 5' and slim-thicc with a very plump booty, some beautifully done MM Ds, and a waist that curves in nicely without excess pudge. She's really silly and always has great chemistry with me.
Read all reviews for Collette →
Huge shoutout to mykgirls for approving me after I got 2 HX ratings. I'd heard a lot of buzz about Collette and that she is a rebrand of a very popular ATF whom I thought I'd missed the chance to see. Collette's been described as a "sex demon," and she delivered on that label.
Read all reviews for Kona →
Kona's photos are mostly accurate, with some touching up of the face and volume enhancement of her ass. Fairly attractive. She gave me a solid session that fit my needs, though I'm not sure I'll repeat.
Read all reviews for Phoebe →
Whoa! If you can get past the "uncanny valley" look of her face, you are in for a very memorable fuck. Her surgically enhanced body is delightful, and she's a total nymph. You'll either be put off by her face or you won't be bothered by it and love her. I am of the latter camp. I definitely see the look in her face that others describe, but I wasn't repulsed by it. She made for a highly repeatable MILF.
Read all reviews for Sophi / Sofi / Spohia / Chris →
Not sure what the high appearance ratings are for because I wouldn't say she's conventionally attractive. Very friendly, though. Decent time, but won't repeat.
Read all reviews for Queen →
Couldn’t find any reviews, unless she’s a rebrand or known under a different alias outside of LA. I was drawn in by the photos, which are probably old. I’d peg her at late 30s or early 40s. She’s attractive enough with good MM Cs, some meat on her ass, and an overall polite demeanor. TOFTT, and I'm not mad at all.
Read all reviews for Cocoa →
Given her price, I was skeptical. I assumed she was chubby. She is anything but! Though she's probably in her mid- to late 30s, she's actually the best value I've found in this hobby, and I'd absolutely repeat with her in West LA whenever Maia is unavailable. She looks nothing like the skinny, light-skinned Korean girl in her current photos. She's tan, tatted up, and is curvy with a deliciously plump ass. If you're in the mood for a girl with the "baddie with daddy issues" look, Cocoa is your girl.
Read all reviews for Maia →
The hype is real. Maia is an instant ATF for me. Her face is a bit rounder than in the photos, which make it look more triangular, but I rather like her face. Some hobbyists say her face is mediocre, but to me it’s just right. She looks like a cute college co-ed you’d find in one of your STEM classes, getting good grades and occasionally wearing form-fitting clothes to make you imagine the freak within the fabric. And that body is nice. She might be 5’4”, though her listing says 5’3”. Hard to tell when you’re staring at her in amazement. Tits are nice MMs with areolas that are above average in diameter, but certainly not the size of a sand dollar. She has a slight curve in her hips, with an ass that pops a little bit and is so fun to squeeze. I was worried that she’d be more “tits on a stick,” but she is certainly well-proportioned.
Read all reviews for Sunny / Lisa →
Before this session, I had met Ari, Chu, and Loro, and had amazing times with all of them. I had read all the glowing praise of Sunny, who is good friends with the other three, and was certain that my experience would be memorable. Sunny is not the woman in her current listing photos, and I’m thankful for that. She’s currently blonde and tan, and has the look of a hot K-Town girl in her mid-30s who’s “outlasted” her peers. Her face is cute. Her body is fantastic, even if her MMs are a bit firm. Her box is gorgeous and so snug. And her service is top tier.
Read all reviews for Terra →
I REALLY needed a release, so I was willing to accept a lower priority back-up option if none of the providers I wanted were available at night. Terra is older than she appears in her photos, has a great rack, and is an OK time.
Read all reviews for Viva →
I was on a 7-person hot streak of selecting providers who are good or better. And then I took the photo bait and booked a session with Viva. The current photos you see on CGLA, GKS, SAG, TA, etc. are definitely NOT of her, and that’s for the worse. I do not find the previous reviews saying that’s her in the photos and that she has a great ass trustworthy at all.
Read all reviews for Betty →
Contacted CGLA on 6/29 and found out her last day in LA would be 7/1, prompting me to request an appointment later on 6/29 because I did not want to miss out, based on the reviews and photos. She was a pretty good time, but physically not my type. VERY pretty face, though. Probably the prettiest I've seen among kgirl providers. Parking near this building is AWFUL, and the booker did not tell me beforehand that there was a garage spot. I ended up parking a 10-minute walk away from the building with two minutes left before my appointment started. Had to ask for more time and then jog there. Further complications with the gate code because the booker didn't include "#" in the instructions. Also, once you get in with the code #xxxx, you have to enter the small courtyard and hurry to the lobby door to open it and walk in. Otherwise, time will run out and the lobby door will lock, forcing you to go back to the gate to start over.
Read all reviews for Juni →
Juni is terrific. The photos are of her with light touch-ups on the face. Her body is great. The MMs are beautifully done. Her hips curve nicely. She has some cushion near the rear door. Her box is tight. As others have said, she seems to really love getting down. A true service queen I've added to my rotation.
Read all reviews for Barbie →
She looks just like her photos, though obviously without the de-aging techniques. Still, she doesn't look old at all. Probably a "Korean mid-30s" -- very well maintained and no wrinkles or crow's feet. As others have said, her setup is clean, orderly, and just a higher standard of kgirl professionalism. Water bottles are ready. An Instant Pot has steamed towels to clean your peepee after you cum inside her. Great time all around. She's now in my permanent rotation.
Read all reviews for Lucky →
Booked Lucky through US Body Shop. Given that I've already been screened by two kgirl bookers, mentioning them as referrals made it easy for me to be approved. At this particular K-Town location, there's an open garage spot for monger guests. But be advised that you absolutely have no reception down there. That made it hard to communicate with the booker and get further instructions. There's also one elevator in the building, and it took about three minutes to finally reach the garage level. I had to wait on the elevator and ride to the lobby, where I could text the booker and get the go-ahead and room location. So annoying! Lucky herself is a good time. Photos are of her, but edited to make her look younger and raze down her jawline to a triangle shape. I'd peg her as an early 40s type, based on the sound of her voice, but one who's taken good care of her body and doesn't look old, thanks to Korean genetics. She curves beautifully.
Read all reviews for Sugar / Sugar 2 →
Went through a booker I've worked with before. Painless scheduling process. Parking was easy since my appointment was during an off-peak period. Call box instructions were simple. The building hallways are weirdly organized, but if you follow the signs, you shouldn't get lost. As I approached the unit, the door flung open on its own. I stepped in to see Sugar with blonde highlights, some nice thick brows, and her body in a black net dress revealing her cheeks in a thong. The photos probably are of her, but they're definitely dated. The Sugar I saw is definitely better looking than the one in those photos. I'd say early to mid-30s with some make-up, and that's not a bad thing at all. Loved her eagerness to please. Would consider repeating.
Read all reviews for Holly →
Read a lot of glowing reviews praising her service, enthusiasm, and body. Despite already knowing her photos were edited, I was still let down when I saw her. The butt's not as perky. The waist isn't nearly as narrow as the photos portray. Literally looks like eight inches are shaved off her waist in the photos. She's therefore probably 130 lbs, and not 110. As expected, she asked me what I wanted and aimed to deliver, but the enthusiasm wasn't there. The session felt more transactional. Maybe I'm not big enough down there for her. I'm just average.
Read all reviews for Ellena / Elena →
First time hobbying. Had to submit license, selfie, selfie w/ license, paystub, and two mail items sent to my address. Booker was very responsive. Aside from the apprehension of providing all that info, it was a straightforward process getting screened and choosing a provider and time. Wanted to try someone else, but she doesn't accept newbies, so the booker offered me Elena. Street parking wasn't too bad. Arrived 10 minutes early, texted booker, and waited five minutes to get entry instructions. Easy to enter building and find unit. Knocked on the door, which was then opened, but with no one visible. I stepped in to see Elena hiding behind the door as she opened it. Super cute. Looks like her pictures. Had her hair in a clip, wearing a white tank, a white short skirt with side vents, and no underwear. I immediately knew I was in for a good time. My expectations were met, and I'd definitely repeat.