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Mariah

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Sep 1, 2026

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2026

She is prettier than her pics, and her body is too. Really a beautiful young lady. TOFTT. Won’t repeat, but your mileage may vary.

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Bree

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Feb 1, 2023

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2023

Set up was by text. Got to the crossroads when I texted for her address. She gave me the address of the duplex next door, not a big deal as she came down quickly after I texted my arrival. We went upstairs to her flat, clothes and shoes scattered around as we made our way to her bedroom. A few pieces of junky furniture and a mattress on the floor. It was a pleasant experience but because of the location - sketchy area -, and limited menu, the service was overpriced. Have not repeated. TOFFT

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Exotic India

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Feb 1, 2023

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2023

Set up was through text, with a Face Time confirm. She is a beautiful girl. Pictures do not do her body justice. Usually don't like tattoos and piercings, but hers are artful. Shame she is a clock watcher. Called time before I came, said she had to go to her next appointment. TIFFT. Glad I did, but probably won't repeat cuz of the limited menu and transactional experience. But I'm 71, so you young dudes may not find the clock a problem. She was good at keeping me informed as to when she would arrive, when on her way, and her arrival. She arrives in a long parka. We go up stairs to the bedroom where I tell her to put her clothes on the rocking chair. There is a long skinny mirror by the chair. She takes off her parka while looking into the mirror, admiring herself in her jumpsuit: her work uniform, form fitting cotton with a deep oval front opening that drapes her boobs and shows off her flat tummy. She slips out of the jump suit, is completely naked, and with a smile on her face strides gracefully over to the bed. I can't take my eyes off her, and am still fumbling to get my shoes off.

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Lipsy

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Dec 1, 2022

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, December, 2022

Pictures are old, Not the flat, smooth, toned tummy in the pictures. When the deed had been done, she wanted a tip. Did nothing to earn it. But to shut her up I gave her a twenty. She wanted more and grabbed my wallet. I grabbed her arm that was grabbing my wallet and that's when she began hitting me. Talk about taking one for the team.

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Nikki / Gemma

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Nov 1, 2022

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, November, 2022

Texts to set up meet at a no-tell motel. Dodgy for sure. If you've got a newer model car at the upper range of middle class luxury you will be nervous. I was nervous rolling in with my late model Honda Civic. Just remember, she is keeping her costs down and passing the savings on to you. Pictures are old, and the ad text has too much verbiage. But once your in her room, she talks turkey and delivers. A few extra pounds in her tits and ass definitely satisfy, and her experience was pleasantly received. Recommended.

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Snickers

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Nov 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, November, 2020

Not the girl in the pictures. Surly, rude, flabby and 10 years older than her ad. Waste of time and money. Not recommended.

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London

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Oct 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, October, 2020

Have you ever come across a review that warns you that your life may be endangered if you meet the provider? Then read on if your membership allows. If only a basic member, good thing you checked her out before you made the plunge into hell.

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Nickii

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Oct 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, October, 2020

Nickii is a pretty as her picture, her real boobs are way better than their pictures. Meet was arranged by text. Repeated a few times but scheduling went from difficult to terrible, and services were uninspired. Not a regular candidate for me, but she has the right cushion for the pushin, and can take a pounding.

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Amanda

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Sep 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2020

Amanda's pic has her face drawn over, but I was more interested in her petite size. She is legit and can provide.

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Nicole

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Sep 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2020

In-call was a dump, bare room with just a mattress. Lot's of people in and around the house. Got her to do an overnight at my place. Big mistake. Checkbook went missing. Had the Bank freeze the account. Within 2 hours someone forged a check and tried to cash it. Not planning on repeating.

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Angel

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Sep 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2020

Location ok. 2-call system. Angel is new to the hobby. Too new for me.

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ABC

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Aug 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2020

Set up was by text. She has to let you into her locked lobby. The photo's are of her, but without the make-up and pursed lips, she is not as stunning in person. She is easy to talk to, and fun to be with.

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Sassy

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Aug 1, 2020

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2020

Set-up was through text. Hard negotiator. Pictures are her, but she is not as attractive and alluring in person, services were not delivered as expected. Not intending to repeat.

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Naughty Nina

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Apr 1, 2018

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, April, 2018

Liked her pictures – slender pretty woman, inviting smile. Pleasant voice on the phone. Totally agreeable to my expectations of an hour of companionship. 2-call got me to a sketchy area – in the daytime. I have had good luck finding diamonds in the rough, so I let the little head ignore that inner voice that said bail. The little head ignored the inner voice again when the woman who opened the door didn't look like the pictures. It may have been her: in different lighting, 15 pounds ago. But the smile seemed the same so I followed her up the stairs. Clothes came off, and she is covered head-to-toe with garish tattoo's. The woman in the pictures was in leotards. At this point, the little head told the inner voice to shut up and go for it. Should have listened to my inner voice. Beware of pimp. TOFTT.

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Alexandra

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Aug 1, 2017

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2017

Took advantage of being close to her in-call on a return to Milwaukee from Hudson. Had a pleasant experience but don't plan on repeating. Old-timers would like her gentleness and sensitivity.

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Miss Raychel

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Feb 1, 2017

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2017

Set up was a combination of calls and text. Texted the morning to confirm, she totally flaked-out about the appt. Was apologitic and rescheduled a later time. Gave me a major intersection, from where I texted and got the address. Quiet off street, private home. She put the big dogs out, only the chihuahuas and the rabbits inside. Can you say Earth Mother?

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Heidi

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Jul 1, 2016

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2016

Call went to voice mail. Reply and all communication by text. Milf has game, likes to please.

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Tatiana Rose

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Jul 1, 2016

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2016

TOFFT Set up was by phone. Easy conversation about services led to a text with the address of her motel. Room number given once parked. No LE check either time. Physical check in person by my request. Everything was very matter of fact. There was a opened condom by the bed, some small talk while I undressed, and before I had a chance to fondle what I had been ogling, she had begun.............Non Vip's, she's legit and recommended. She is the girl in the photos and video.

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Haute Class Milwaukee / Sierra Rose

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Feb 1, 2016

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2016

She had lowered her rates after returning to the hobby so I treated myself for my birthday to this amazing woman I had read about. Called to make an appointment. We set a time, one and a half hour away? While talking she excused her self for a minute to answer the door as room service was bringing her dinner. She asked me to text her when I was on my way.. After a minute or two of sending my departure text, she called and asked if we can move the time up an hour or hour and a half. She said she had to go get some dinner before the restaurants close. Half of me wanted to say, no. But junior said shut up and say okay. Should have listened to the first half.

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Rachel / Leslie / April/Madeline/Anastasia/Melody

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Jan 1, 2016

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, January, 2016

Couple of calls to voice mail without reply and she posted in between. Gave up, started looking for alternatives, what do you know, she calls back. We settle on a time, gives me her location, called from the parking lot, gave me the room number. After a few minutes inside room service came with her dinner. She didn’t eat it, but I thought it strange she would order dinner when she knows she has a client. When I tried to repeat two weeks later, text at motel went unanswered for 20 minutes. 2nd round of texts didn’t make sense, her last was she wasn’t ready. It was a half hour past agreed time, figured she double booked, didn’t want assembly line service, so I choose to leave and not repeat. My ego problem, not her as a provider.

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Cindy

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Jan 1, 2016

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, January, 2016

Kinda standard 2 call. She wouldn’t give me a major cross street, had me stay on the phone for 20 minutes once I text her I’m on my way. Awkward small talk. After the cross street, she flakes out on land mark directions. Get to the motel, she still hasn’t given me a room number. Tells me to go to the end. She is standing and waving me in from the open door. Gaunt brunette, bloom off the rose. Haven’t repeated.

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Jessica / Sommer

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Dec 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, December, 2015

Been seeing Sommer/Jessica for a while. Always on time. Always left satisfied. Non-VIP's, bring a liter or two of Mountain Dew to break the ice. Enjoy!

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Suzy

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Sep 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2015

She picks up, standard two call. She flaked out on directions from the 2nd call major intersection. No biggie. House is on a nice street, okay neighborhood at night. Charming and welcoming woman. Had an enjoyable time, but she prefers younger men.

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Michelle

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Aug 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2015

Standard 2 call. Sweet girl. Recommended.

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Kelly / Leah / Alliyah / Aaliyah

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Aug 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2015

Standard 2 call, but took a few tries to reach her. You don't have to wait for her to post. Got to the motel, called from parking lot to get the room number, saying what room I was parked in front of, she answers by the 2nd ring, says I have to move the car in front of her room. Uh, how do I get there? She laughs and says right behind you. I look in the rear view mirror and there she is on the phone waving from the door. Looks like the girl in the pics, made eye contact recognition, smiled and waved me in. She was on time to the minute! Treat her with respect. She deserves it and will be appreciative.

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Snow Bunny

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Jul 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2015

Some unanswered calls, texts, answered calls, couple of hours, and I am at her downtown hotel room, not swank but nicer than the usual notels. She greeted me with a smile, hi hun, and a hug, and I initiated a quick LE grab and check. She closed the door, we went over the details, clothes came off, and the fun began. She is straight up business like without the services being cold and machine like. Can recommend, and intend to repeat. Pictures are more flattering than accurate.

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Paradise

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Jul 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2015

Paradise messed up our meet time, the reschedule was 7 hours later, somewhat late for an old geezer to be at his best, so I was bummed out as I sat in the hallway by the elevator waiting to meet her. She walked around the corner, our eyes met, I found my self looking at this gorgeous girl with perfect curves, my brain started secreting dopamine, and all my tensions and frustrations melted away before I stood up to greet her with a kiss and a hug. WRECK-O-MEN-DID.

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Linda

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Jun 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, June, 2015

Usual 2-call, second call from a corner located close to her private residence. Although she is a mature provider, I’ve got close to 20 years on her, so when she opened the door I offered her a piece of chocolate and said “Want some candy little girl?” She smiled, took and ate the candy as we walked up the stairs to her apartment which was well kept. I enjoyed my visit with Linda, as we could converse as adults and she accommodated my desires. One of which was a lap dance which I never had. Good thing I didn’t have my first one in a club. Like many Milwaukee hobbyists, I’ve seen Linda’s page for quite a while. Her most current picture is the one of her wearing a red belt in front of a fireplace. That one most closely resembles Linda these days. Had a good time, but there are more fish in the sea, more providers to see.

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Ms Jada

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Jun 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, June, 2015

Usual 2-call, second call from motel parking lot. I was on time, and so was she! Immediately came down to open a rear door and up to her room we went. Her punctuality and the way her ass punched out her jeans, and her boobs punched out her half buttoned shirt, made for an easy and fun start. Her sweet disposition and willingness to please was a refreshing delight in a hobby where there is often too much attitude and too little physical attention and responsiveness.

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Jessica / Sommer

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Apr 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, April, 2015

Set up appointment via text as her ad requested. Got to her area, a little confusion as it was my first time and she was cautious. But no real hassle, extra few minutes at most. Had read her reviews in TER and her specialty took the foam off the top. Recommended and will repeat.

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Beth

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Mar 1, 2015

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, March, 2015

TOFFT. She's legit. Set up was through text. Texted upon arrival at the major intersection, that was answered by a voice call. Had to pick her up at a well known grocery store a block away, drove to a trailer home where her uncle was staying, phone calls, phone calls, phone calls, while she showed me the other bedroom, finally coming into the bedroom to begin provision of services, another phone call, maybe two. She couldn't do it for me, though she tried and I went over the time limit. Then I had to drive her to her trailer home. The driving between the grocery store and trailer homes was only a few blocks each time. Non vips her rates can't be beat, but not my type.

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Cynical Angel

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Jul 1, 2014

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2014

She has a three call system. First to make an appointment, second to confirm prior and third when in the vicinity. She was waiting for me at her front door, wearing the black dress from her photos, It was like walking into a dream, the girl you fantasize about has materialized before your eyes. She greets you with that smile from her pictures.. I was as nervous as a teenager because of her reputation.. That in itself was a thrill, as I'm over 60. She calmed me down by slinking out of her black dress. Not your typical 51 year old womans body. I groped and stammered let me prove to you that I am a cop. She smiled,put her hands on my hands that were fondeling her breasts and said you mean you want to prove that your not a cop. Oh shit. Guess cool, calm and collected is out the window. May not be every guys type, but us old farts love old hippie/biker chicks. Recommended for a blast from the past and the curiosity factor, but YMMV.

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33 Customer Reviews by SMACKWATERJACK

Mariah

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2026

Martie Partie

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2026

Bree

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2023

Exotic India

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2023

Lipsy

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, December, 2022

Nikki / Gemma

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, November, 2022

Snickers

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, November, 2020

London

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, October, 2020

Nickii

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, October, 2020

Amanda

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2020

Nicole

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2020

Angel

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2020

ABC

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2020

Sassy

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2020

Naughty Nina

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, April, 2018

Alexandra

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2017

Miss Raychel

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2017

Heidi

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2016

Tatiana Rose

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2016

Haute Class Milwaukee / Sierra Rose

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, February, 2016

Rachel / Leslie / April/Madeline/Anastasia/Melody

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, January, 2016

Cindy

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, January, 2016

Jessica / Sommer

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, December, 2015

Suzy

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, September, 2015

Michelle

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2015

Kelly / Leah / Alliyah / Aaliyah

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, August, 2015

Snow Bunny

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2015

Paradise

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2015

Linda

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, June, 2015

Ms Jada

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, June, 2015

Jessica / Sommer

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, April, 2015

Beth

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, March, 2015

Cynical Angel

Review by SMACKWATERJACK, July, 2014

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