LOBSTERJOHNSTON is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 17 customer reviews with an average rating of 3.6 out of 5 stars.
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After a period of hit-or-miss in Bangkok, I've finally found a pretty reliable agency. After a week in Thailand, I sampled a fair share of the ladies on offer. Tina is a charming young lady with a soft Thai accent. She is constantly smiling, but not giggly. Her body is spectacular, with breasts that are out of this world. She offers an unrushed service that left me pretty sated.
Read all reviews for Anna →
Booking through this agency is fast and efficient. The upscale hotel in which I was lodging had a liberal guest-of-hotel-guest policy and Anna arrived at my door in the space of a couple of hours. Anna is a slight brunette with large eyes and a winning smile. She has a confident command of English and is communicative. She is outrageously talented in bed. What more would you want?
Read all reviews for Angie →
Angie is all about customer service. In China, the quality of punting is dismal. Angie is a cut above this average. Angie is a mature, MILFy goddess. She knows what you desire even if you don't know it yourself. She is gentle and inviting if you wish to try new things. She can up the heat to a crashing crescendo if she can feel that you can take it. Angie is now one of my favourites. You really should meet this gem.
Read all reviews for Olivia →
This was my last night in Manila before I travel to China and the miserable hit-or-miss punting scene. I got in touch with Jennifer, who's always reliable about these things. She recommended that I see Olivia, a hot Latina. I agreed. Olivia arrived dressed presentably for the unseasonably hot Manila season. She moves with grace and had a great smile. We sat down to talk for a bit until I decided to hop in the shower to wash off the grime of the day. I returned to a stunning sight.
Read all reviews for Sahara →
I was in Manila for work when I felt the little lobster stirring, so I booked time with the Agency. This agency is probably the best in Manila with their no-fuss approach and consistent service. Jennifer Sanchez, the operator, is always very professional. She recommended Sahara, a new addition to the ranks. Sahara is billed as a former model, tall in stature and a smokin' bod. She arrived on time and we enjoyed ourselves.
Read all reviews for Kylie →
I decided to stay an extra night in Amsterdam just to decompress from the rigours of international travel. It was a great idea, in retrospect. The upside being that I got a chance to meet Kylie. Kylie is billed as a student/model and that's easy to believe. She dresses very well and is rather funny. I was at ease very quickly. Her performance was brilliant. I will be in Amsterdam a few more times and intend to meet her again.
Read all reviews for Kate →
I don't know what it is about Bangkok. I get horny as soon as I land. It must be the pheromones in the air. I arrived in the early evening and wanted some company. Goldie's agency has always been a sure thing for me. I little on the expensive side, but you get the the service advertised.
Read all reviews for Angel →
Arrrgh! I'm writing this in agony an entire two days following the event. It all started reasonably enough with quick and easy booking via text message. The person who arrived looked nowhere near the advertised picture. It was a cold night in Suzhou with little else to do, so what the hell. There no way I'm using this service again.
Read all reviews for Lucy →
Back in Shanghai after a short trip to Bangkok for work. The Shanghai Nightlife Guide is a bit pricey, but they deliver a reliable service. I noticed that Lucy was available and a quick phone call confirmed that she could visit in a couple of hours, which was perfect. Lucy speaks English well, which is a big thing for me. (This skill is rather rare in China.) Lucy doesn't show her face in her ads, so I didn't know what to expect. When she arrived, I was blown away by her above average looks and dress sense. We greeted each other with a hug and a kiss and got down to it.
Read all reviews for Kanny →
I'm in Hong Kong on the way back to Oz for the holidays and I wanted to sample the local cuisine. Since I've got an early flight, I figure booking an hour's tryst would be the way to go. Kanny arrives on time and dressed professionally. She's not the girl in the pictures, but she's pretty and very friendly. She's fun for a short fling and I wouldn't mind returning.
Read all reviews for Holiday / Girl Number 11 in Tianjin →
This gets me every time. I don't know why I bother looking at the pictures of the ladies on Chinese websites. Most are obviously fakes and who arrives is nowhere like what you expect. At any rate, as I say, it gets me every time. I book "Girl Number 11 in Tianjin". That's her name, at least as listed on the website. The operator had passable English and claimed that she would be ready in 30 minutes. What do you know, she was.
Read all reviews for Annabelle →
I arrived in Amsterdam and wasted no time in ringing Yantra. Annabelle was available and could be in my hotel in about two hours, which was perfect. Yantra have never steered me wrong, always delivering who and when they promised. A reliable service is hard to find, so when you do find one, you treasure them. Annabelle arrived on time and was dressed elegantly. She's almost all legs and her black skirt and high heels accentuated them. Her hair and make-up were on point. God, this was going to be a great night.
Read all reviews for Angela / No. 8 →
This is a cautionary tale. I booked through this website, using their phone service. The person who answered said that No. 8, named Angela, was available in 30 minutes. On entry, there were no pleasantries; she was already stripping her jeans two steps into the room. Things went downhill from there. We finished in 30 minutes and I was glad to see her go.
Read all reviews for Asami →
In Beijing, I've yet to meet a girl who looks like the photos I see on the websites advertising her services. I suppose there's some consistency there. That is to say, the only thing of which you're sure is that the person who shows up in your room IS NOT going to look like the person in the photo. Not by a long shot. I find some degree of comfort in that dance. Asami advertises as Hottest Asami. Contact with the madame was straightforward. I don't think she found it rather incongruous to ask my preference for the type of girl, given that I was interested in Asami. Nevertheless, I made the specification. It's all part of the dance, after all. Anyway, the version of Asami that arrived in my hotel wasn't all that bad. (Just by the by, she was NEITHER the Asami in the photos nor the Asami I discussed with the madame, but there you go.)
Read all reviews for Meimei →
This was my second night in Beijing for work and was lonely. I'm glad I've got VPN because accessing websites is always difficult in this country. I hopped on a site I'd not visited previously and organised to meet Meimei for a 1.5 hour session in my hotel. The session was organised with little fuss. The madam let me know that Meimei didn't speak English too well, but that was okay with me. Meimei was about 1.5 hours late due to preparation time and Beijing traffic. I was kept updated with text messages, so it was okay. When she finally arrived, she looked slightly older than her profile suggested (maybe it was the effect of living in heavily-polluted Beijing). She had put effort in dressing nicely for the occasion.
Read all reviews for Jessica →
Found myself in freezing Beijing over the weekend. I asked to see Jessica. She would be available in about three hours as she was coming from work, which was okay. The lady who appears looked somewhat like the person in the picture, only a little older. Regardless, she was pretty and tall and dressed professionally, so I didn't really press the matter. You could go crazy doing that in Beijing, where bait-and-switch is the rule. Overall, I had a fun time, but didn't like the delay so much. Ah well.
Read all reviews for Lily →
Lili was sent by an agency referred by a friend. Lili did not speak much English and made little effort to communicate. The service was perfunctory and mechanical -- almost clinical in its execution. If the aim was to relax, then it was not met.